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Fake Clickhole/Onion titles that I wish were articles
BREAKING: 0 dead, 1 injured in brutal Nerf gun attack at Hunter's 11th Birthday Party
08.12.2024 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING NEWS: More and more people disconnect from news after learning that news is often sad
08.12.2024 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can Trump Appoint Ten Wild Geese To His Cabinet? Experts Disagree
21.11.2024 00:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heartwarming: President Biden Attempts to Pardon Turkey, Turkey Refuses to Step Down
21.11.2024 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are We Getting Old? Parents Worried Their Kids Won't Know What Christmas Is Because It's Not On TikTok
21.11.2024 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wholesome Win! Moo Deng Is Looking to Cement Her Viral Fame By Launching New Podcast!
21.11.2024 00:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: Trump Nominates You To Lead the Department of "Not Being Depressed and Going Outside"
15.11.2024 18:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Health Secretary Appointee RFK Jr. vows to remove strange molecule "dihydrogen monoxide" from water supply
15.11.2024 00:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Heartbreaking: Aunts and Uncles across the country can't believe they still aren't invited to Thanksgiving dinner despite Trump's victory
14.11.2024 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Technology Has It's Limits: AI software incapable of depicting people getting along during an election
14.11.2024 23:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breaking: Trump appoints COVID-19 to lead new "Department of Virus Efficiency" or "DOVE" for short
14.11.2024 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Breaking News: Trump Selects The Grinch for New "Department of Christmas", Vows to "Cut Santa" in Attempt to Increase the Present Market
14.11.2024 04:00 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Wholesome Win! Fascist and Communist Bond Over Their Shared Indifference Towards Human Rights!
14.11.2024 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DEI Win! Trump selects alleged sex trafficker Matt Gaetz to be his attorney general, proving anyone can get a second chance!
14.11.2024 03:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
