Flecktarn Van Zandt

Says rural white Americans are actually racist
Is a rural white American
What did he mean by this?

Belt Looks Weird On Child

Belt Looks Weird On Child

Retvrn to tradition

Masculinity is when you have a tactical staple gun

Studying the intellectual works Jesse Lee Peterson to become a master rage baiter

Jobs under the trump administration have become so difficult to find that people are resorting to being paid agitators. SAD!

I do not care if it's on bluesky. I am not calling them "skeets." I am not calling them "bleets." I will not even be calling them "posts." I go onto bluesky and TWEET.

Happy Columbo's Day

Happy Columbo's Day! Celebrate by doing one more thing on your personal to-do list, even if that thing is just watching your favorite episode.

Getting brainrot the old fashioned and watching America's funny videos

An a poor innocent MTLB being called Matlab

Justice for the mtlb

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Watch out for president Cheney out there!

There was once an isis guy who had a British accent so everyone called him jihadi John. Simpler times

A comic parody of The Legend of Zelda. In the first panel, a knight addresses Princess Zelda, saying, “Your majesty…” while gesturing toward Link, who stands nearby. In the next panels, the knight says, “This nonverbal twink with a sword says he’ll die for you,” while Link points to himself and adds, “Also he loves to play dress-up.” Zelda, looking serious, responds, “I’m going to lock us in an endless cycle of reincarnation so we can be together in every lifetime.” The comic is credited to Adam Tots (@adamtots) with the tweet handle @garlicblog.

I find the implied cyclical or eternal-recurrence narrative of the Zelda games one of the most interesting things about them, all the more so because it probably is not actually a conscious narrative decision by the makers so much as a byproduct of the way they tell the stories they want to.

ICE Job Postings ICE wants YOU to put your LEFT foot in then put your LEFT foot out then DO the hokeypokey and TURN IN your brother-in-law whom YOU didn’t realize THIS would AFFECT.

“Join ICE today and receive UP TO a $50,000 signing bonus, which YOU can spend on anything YOU want—like a LAWYER when you’re eventually TRIED at THE HAGUE.” In New Yorker Humor, job postings for ICE.

My conspiracy theory is that the nobel committee picked a right wing Zionist thatcherite this year to appease rightoids while still not giving it to trump

A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 3

AI users can't just "draw the line" somewhere because they cannot draw

Welp I guess I'm an antifer

I have a gun for good news and a different gun for bad news. Barrel of the good news gun is coated with a bitter flavoring agent so if I ever put it in my mouth I’ll know I have the wrong gun

Going to Portland on the 15th to see if any unpaid guardsman want to pawn off their nods so they can afford to eat

Wait a fucking second

Hessian Piker or whatever idk I'm not on twitch

It's crazy how the Republican boogyman went from a hardened ms13 criminal with face tats to guy in sombrero

Is this what channers mean when they describe someone as a soycuck

"modern call of duty isn't realistic because there aren't dinosaurs and unicorns in a real warzone"
>Get deployed to war torn Portland
>There's dinosaurs and unicorns