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Running & Croissants ⚽️ Newcastle United ✍️ https://martyjayh.substack.com

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PGMOL need to be investigated

26.10.2025 08:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Legend

25.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need a decent match link. Every site I know is dead

25.10.2025 14:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I always take these things with a pinch of salt after Ba and his time bomb of a knee that never exploded.

23.10.2025 14:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can literally see my empty spot in the clip 😭

23.10.2025 14:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I held in a piss for ages, I finally run off to go and this happened. Next time I’m pissing on the ad boards

23.10.2025 14:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anyone surprised? The bloke thought you could grow concrete

22.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Isak had 3 years left

22.10.2025 12:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

7 pints and 3 points later

21.10.2025 21:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shitty work day done.

Time for pints and to put 4 past these pastel de nata eating pricks

21.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Mostly agree. Though I use mine on my Saturday morning 20/30k runs. Going that length of time carrying my phone, keys, water etc is way more annoying than the vest.

There’s always people who need meds and stuff

21.10.2025 10:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Has anyone checked with France to see if they have any guillotines hanging about?

20.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Case in point.

Football hooligans aren’t protected characters

20.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re also assuming that all the fans are Jewish which is factually not true.

Had only the Jewish fans been excluded then you’d have a point. But they didn’t and you don’t

20.10.2025 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s literally not how it works.

When English fans were banned in Europe, many gay, black, Jewish were banned in the process. They’re protected characteristics but because they weren’t banned because of those just like this situation isn’t a ban because of religion, the equality act didn’t apply

20.10.2025 15:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What a load of uninformed drivel.

The equality act doesn’t apply here as the individuals aren’t being banned the club is for repeated failure to stop their fans from rioting.

No one is being banned for being Jewish. They’re being banned for rioting and public disorder.

20.10.2025 11:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah Elanga has been on the radar for ages. We even put a deadline day bid in but it was rejected

18.10.2025 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same with Elanga. Eddie wanted him last summer too

18.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you could take Elangas athletics and Barnes feet you’d have some player.

Unfortunately we have a player that can only do shuttle runs and one who couldn’t beat a man to save his life

18.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m fully convinced this Brighton curse is down to the final day of our championship season

18.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The one thing I’d like to see the league introduce is the clock stopping when players go down “injured”

You’d knock the nonsense on the head overnight

18.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol

Brighton player down with cramp for over a minute.

Ref adds on 30 seconds of play

18.10.2025 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Death

Taxes

Danny Welbeck scoring a winner against us

18.10.2025 15:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whe you do, can you annex Newcastle and the rest of the north east?

18.10.2025 12:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Also fucked my knee

18.10.2025 09:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Back on it!

I lost a lot of motivation after finishing the Ultra Marathon. Trick to getting over the slump? Sign up for another!

18.10.2025 09:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The ban is totally valid.

Violent hooliganism isn’t welcome. We saw what they did in Amsterdam.

17.10.2025 13:23 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know. Unfortunately people won’t do it.

I’ve been waiting a year for the Nike Vomero Premiums to come out so I can replace one of my running shoes. Sold out everywhere and on eBay for double the price.

It’s a nonsense with running shoes, at £400 people will buy something else

17.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scalpers actually need dropping off in the middle of the North Sea.

Absolute scum

17.10.2025 09:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Couldn’t agree more.

Lando went for a move that all 20 drivers would go for. The issue here is McLarens constant rule changing and inconsistency with applying them.

17.10.2025 08:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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