Claudia Lonow

What’s one way we can rein in ICE?

We can start by boycotting ICE’s corporate collaborators that are profiting from the agency’s cruelty.

Watch.

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Pam Bondi (the dow is 50,000!)

I’d like to thank Jill Zarin for ensuring me I do NOT need to watch her on TV ever again. I’m sure she’ll be just as vile on her new Golden Girls rip off show as she was about Bad Bunny.

New for 2026 -- resigning as "enough punishment" for participating in and/or turning a blind eye to sex trafficking women and children.

ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family CHICAGO—Saying he couldn’t remember the last time an immigration raid had been so convenient, fast, or fun, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Mark Hammond reportedly scored an easy win Monday ...

ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family

New pitch to increase the birth rate: men stop raping children.

My Roman Empire is the Roman Empire cuz gender is a construct. I think this joke is 2 years too late, but time is also a construct so 🤷‍♀️

Perfume is like a billion dollars now? (This has been a distraction from the usual horror show).

Not hearing enough from democrats either. Trump has declared war on us.

GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform

GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform https://theonion.com/gop-adds-ice-kills-everyone-pillar-to-2026-platform/

We Found More Than 40 Cases of Immigration Agents Using Banned Chokeholds and Other Moves That Can Cut Off Breathing Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken. “I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold. The government ...

NEW: Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken.

“I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold.

The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.

I seriously thought this was an Onion headline.

She hurt his feewings.

Even though I knew it would happen eventually, I'm sad about it. (This statement goes for multiple things).

NEW: MAYOR FREY: “ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Every local politician needs to show up at these protests and protect their constituents.

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I have developed an allergy to any perceived or even imagined "pressure."

Is there anything one can do with leftover white meat chicken (blech) to make it tasty that doesn’t involve an unhealthy amount of mayonnaise?

Which wife were they on?

I bet his kids were rolling their eyes behind his back.

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Why will there be "scary ghost stories" at the most wonderful time of the year? I get, "parties for hosting" and I guess "marshmallows roasting" and caroling out in the snow... but how did scary ghost stories get involved?

Okay. (But MK Ultra is legitimately from a long time ago, so they'd have to be older. I mean, I'm not young, here).