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Claudia Lonow

@crapaport.bsky.social

Played Diana on Knots Landing. CUT TO: COCAINE MONTAGE. CUT TO: TV writer who created 4 shows. CUT TO: indie movie director. CUT TO: death. She/Her

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That sums it up

17.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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D(e)ad is now coming to the Alamo!!!! (For a week! Get those tix)

16.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw this movie in the cinema!!

Really great!! I wish I could've stayed for the whole Q&A but unfortunately it was getting late - what I did hear was fascinating!

If/when this is more easily watchable (streaming or physical) - GIVE IT A GO!

14.10.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks so much!!!! What a fantastic audience in London!!!!!!!

15.10.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not just funny, it's smart. We need more of this mockery that shows these thugs that we see their despicable fascism and give them the respect that they deserve.

14.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5272    πŸ” 1540    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 54
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my life is just watching Diane Keaton interviews now.

14.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay!!!!

13.10.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ya know who else brokered peace in the Middle East? Jimmy Carter.

13.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Can’t wait for @elainelee.bsky.social to see D(e)ad!!!!!!

10.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michigan Avenue right now.

09.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 40677    πŸ” 11349    πŸ’¬ 1041    πŸ“Œ 651
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BTS photoshoot for D(e)af with @jonathanschmock.bsky.social and Craig Bierko.

08.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*meant screening but screaming works too.

08.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had the best time screaming D(e)ad at the austin film society!!!

08.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you so much!!!!!!

08.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything Trump is doing now is a preamble for his regime's real goal: to invoke the Insurrection Act.

I don’t want to unduly alarm you, but you need to be aware of this imminent danger. It’s unfolding very rapidly. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/trumps-plan

06.10.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6320    πŸ” 2436    πŸ’¬ 283    πŸ“Œ 127

Dude, the military is taking over Chicago. I mean thanks re the commercials but should we be thinking about how we’ll defend ourselves?

06.10.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Motherfuckers be motherfucking.

06.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

it was crazy!

06.10.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@governor.ca.gov -- I don't think suing trump is enough. I literally want you to go to places physically to protect Californians. Like, this is ridiculous. I don't think ICE would arrest a governor.

06.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to brag, but I'm really great at swallowing pills.

05.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s Get This Over With: Birth Story, Part 2 Pitocin, fentanyl, poop, and my stepfather’s camcorder

I gave birth to my daughter in front of my whole family, part 2
open.substack.com/pub/claudial...

02.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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D(e)ad is mentioned in rolling stone. Nbd.

02.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yo our movie deadthefilm.com is going world wide. Me and @jonathanschmock.bsky.social will be doing Q&A’s in London, Amsterdam and Berlin!

01.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you live in these states, your ACA premiums are about to jump:

SD - Up 235%
LA - Up 150%
WV - Up 387%
WY - Up 382%
TN - Up 320%
MS - Up 314%
AK - Up 346%

Republicans are fighting to make sure this happens to their own constituents.

30.09.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3074    πŸ” 1452    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 66

What a great idea!!!! She's so awesome.

01.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think we need to keep track of how demented his shit is, on a scale of dementedness. Let's stipulate he's a demented asshole.

30.09.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made deadthefilm.com with my daughter, @izball.bsky.social @vicmmic.bsky.social my mom, my stepfather, my partner, @jonathanschmock.bsky.social Craig Bierko, Eddie Pepitone, Nick Marini -- we're distributing ourselves with Laser Webber People like it!

30.09.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally, I don’t like it when a guy’s eyes, nose and mouth are all scrunched together in the middle of his face. Not hot.

29.09.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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American Cowboy

Song recommendation of the day. open.spotify.com/track/4tlIxK...

29.09.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. I try them all till I get a good one.

29.09.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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