Claudia Lonow

I just want to say, I can't think of one republican I've ever wanted to sleep with. Not one.

Oh my god, the GOP is full of unfuckable pussies who just puss out together. Also, beware of men whose eyes are as close together as this douchebag.

Not today, fuckos!

I am here especially for all Trekkie discourse. ESPECIALLY.

Xoxoxoxo

I just want to say, to any of my LGBTQ etc fam out there: I love you, I see you, and I’m so sorry about this bullshit. It is scary, but they are always on their bullshit, so I am always saying, “fuck off, fuckos!”

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

He isn't serious about cutting crime. He doesn't give a shit about crime. He wants you to riot, and even if you don't, he'll say you did. He's the Willy Loman of bullshit, but he doesn't even have enough self respect to kill himself.

jonathanschmock.com

People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it!
8/8/25

If big pharma is so big how did a roided out idiot like RFK jr take it down in 7 months?

Please tell Dean Cain that I revoke his right to opine about Superman. Also, that red scarf can’t hide that fat neck.

Also, Dean Cain is fat now.

This is petty, but I choose to deny that Dean Cain ever played Superman. Like, it never happened. Like, no.

As usual, Bill Burr doesn’t miss 🎯

Weakest 3 months of job growth since 2020.

This

What I want to know is, why were young girls EVEN AT Maralago in the first place? How old were the girls who worked at his “spa?”

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I’m beginning to wonder if a core quality of gop men is that they’re pedophiles, and the whole quanon thing was projection. Let’s get Frasier on it

Oh. Great. Tsunami.

What a pussy. I was going to school by myself at 6 years old in manhattan. Stay home loser.

share an image you can hear.

We? We elected you. Get at it. Kick some ass.

It’s weird that the only person I can think of that trump seemed to have normal human affection for was a child rapist, right?

And you’re doing…?

What does it take for a famine to be declared in Gaza? Reports of starvation in Gaza raise the questions: Why the hesitation in labeling it a famine? And who are the authorities with the power to make that call?

Reports of starvation in Gaza raise the questions: Why the hesitation in labeling it a famine? And who are the authorities with the power to make that call?

Everything is falling apart, bruh.

It is!

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Superman! Bit fat fucking thumbs up.

People are into some Little House on the Prairie assed clothes these days.