@blundergusset.bsky.social
Data analyst, purveyor of fine cross stitching. Single parent to Jeffrey Pussyman.
(standing there with my hands on my hips watching the firefighters extinguish my house) And don't forget that bit over there
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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I GOT BAD FOOT.
14.12.2025 18:39 β π 238 π 24 π¬ 10 π 11Learned to drive in my 40s. Massively regret it. So stressful. Make a mistake and best case scenario is hundreds of pounds of damage, worst case is I die. Get me back to the train.
17.12.2025 10:31 β π 356 π 10 π¬ 27 π 7The fuck is a jingle horse
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Thank you for folding shopping bag.
07.12.2025 20:58 β π 161 π 16 π¬ 10 π 1
I would certainly not like to live here.
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OR that students learn some fucking manners. Whichever is more easily achievable.
01.12.2025 09:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For Christmas, all I ask is that the 50 bus is less absolute dogshit @tfgmbeenetwork.bsky.social
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And the angel said to him, Stop hitting yourself! But he could not stop, for the angel was hitting him, with his own hands.
stop hitting yourself
15.11.2025 15:29 β π 341 π 60 π¬ 1 π 7
The worldβs first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
07.11.2025 07:39 β π 12683 π 5535 π¬ 377 π 490The Government: You have been misusing the 4 pennies we give you every other month
02.11.2025 23:35 β π 322 π 43 π¬ 0 π 1I am neither a lady nor am I trans; I have zero skin in that game. Do I agree with RΓ³sΓn? No. Is she still a musical visionary? Yes. Do with that as you will.
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Before you say it I know I've written the card upside down.
22.10.2025 16:12 β π 179 π 27 π¬ 4 π 1Me, a sailor in ancient times, sailing my boat into the rocks like an idiot: Uhh a lady made me do it. By singing. Usually I'm really good at this
21.10.2025 06:30 β π 570 π 72 π¬ 12 π 2Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store
16.10.2025 14:30 β π 1235 π 151 π¬ 36 π 7Tonight on The Golden Bachelor: After an upsetting helicopter ride, Herman plans a down-to-earth picnic date. Joyce adjusts the portcullis. Marlene and Darlene debate whether Hermanβs hair is real.
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peavis
16.10.2025 02:54 β π 876 π 78 π¬ 35 π 25Listen you little Gen Z shits, when a bus arrives it is generally accepted that you stand in a line, in the order you arrived at the stop, and wait patiently to board in turn. This is called "queueing". If one more student undercuts me I will punch them
13.10.2025 07:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβre not going to believe this but I saw Joanne drinking out of Kellie-Jayβs ears with a proboscis.
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Israel has unleashed around 200,000 tons of explosives on Gaza β the destructive force of nearly 13 Hiroshima-sized bombs.
09.10.2025 05:03 β π 59 π 51 π¬ 3 π 3Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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π A sense of humour at least
05.10.2025 11:27 β π 179 π 42 π¬ 8 π 1this isn't a profound one or anything but invest a little bit in a nice midrange rice cooker. having rice made with no effort goes a long way to keep you from fuckin doordashing shit whenever you're hungry. also now's the time to stop trying new drugs
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