Lisan Abu-Ghraib

Bleak

I wasn't anti-gambling until I started working at a casino but I think that's a reasonable compromise

now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane

I think I hauve covid

"Steelbooking" culture is preserving physical media but in a way that makes you kind of annoying

"Sir, the suspect was released after interrogation"

Are you fucking serious, you gotta sit there and listen to them read off 3000 names and ring a bell each time? Jesus Christ the people who died on 9/11 are the lucky ones

It's so annoyingly useless to point out how 100% of the violent rhetoric comes from the right

Roses are red
God's number is seven
The Bush administration

Just take the L

There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.

Oh no don't empower the people who are already breaking laws in front of everyone with impunity

Newsweek Subscribe Sign In News Article @ Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment PUBLISHED UPDATED APR 06, 2023 AT 05:39 PM EDT APR 07, 2023 AT 08:44 AM EDT

Oof.

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

Who knew there was a banjotok

Werner Herzog's Tree of Life

You could say there's a little Trump in all of us

It’s awfully strange that we haven’t seen Donald John Trump in three days and now you are serving us this mysterious high-fat sausage called “Trumpenbraten”!

If I had a time machine I'd change the course of history by visiting the set of News Radio, killing Andy Dick, and then framing Joe Rogan for the murder.

Is the orgy deluxe or is it the sluts

I'm not a practicing Catholic, I only go on Christmas, Easter, and once a week for confessional to reset the clock on jacking off to big booty latinas dressed like Dora the Explorer.

I don't care I just wanted to make fun of that dude

You must be a sound guy who is very precious about his venue

I liked the one with Taarna and the guy with the eyestalk

I like that IG shows you the reels other people like. It's very funny to see my ex who kicked me out six months ago because I wanted us to stop doing cocaine, and who now says she no longer does cocaine, exclusively like reels about doing cocaine all night