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by "wreck" i mean i am going to run full force into him until he falls over and his morale is destroyed

03.09.2023 22:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

couple costume idea: i dress as an orca and my bf is a boat (bc i am going to wreck him later)

03.09.2023 22:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if there's one thing I've learned from being online the last quarter of a century, it's that no one can ever embarrass me if I tell the story first in a funny way

03.09.2023 02:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I was a kid I knew Jimmy Buffett had a restaurant chain & that's what I thought buffets were & then when someone corrected me like ITS PRONOUNCED BUFF-AY I thought that meant I was pronouncing his name wrong, not that I had the wrong restaurants, so I just lived a different kind of incorrect

03.09.2023 00:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

weird to post her personal business like that but ok

03.09.2023 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in this image i am sosuke bc i like to think about holding ponyo, ponyo is ponyo bc that's her name

02.09.2023 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

dear @usako.bsky.social please show this to your dog and say it is from me (she knows who i am, don't tell me otherwise)

02.09.2023 19:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
(cat/pic/🔪 courtesy of @sarie.bsky.social )

06.08.2023 14:19 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0