In case Ms. Rachel ever wants to work with me: There is no such thing as a stable two state solution. We need a third state to create balance. It should be the Disney corporation. They could make all the best theme rides so all of the religions would feel represented. Stop the genocide in Gaza.

Someone tried to convince me to become a logger. I fell for it.

master of the house
devourer of dreams
driving all to madness
with the torture of his screams

The fact that Hulu stopped showing Bonnaroo after it was canceled, instead of streaming footage of folks stranded by climate change and corporate greed tells you just what kind of dystopia we're building for ourselves.

A poor workman blames his tools because a rich workman has nicer tools.

Help! I've fallen from grace and can't get up!

Sniffing the cork is uncultured. Instead, put it in your mouth and spit it across the room.

Billionaires in the US have hoarded more than 6 trillion dollars. We could make them pay off everyone's credit card bills and they would still have 4.5 trillion dollars.

Facts don't care about your feelings! They care about MY feelings because I am SPECIAL!!!

Ok so we'll probably have to write a new constitution. The old one was written by a bunch of white dudes before aliens gave us the Internet. I'm sure we can come up with something better. I am also pretty sure it will end up being called constitution mcconstitutionface or conSTANtution

So, in movies where two characters are fighting and then one of them spits out a mouthful of blood, do you think the actors have to floss themselves or do they have a designated floss person?

Anyone who thinks 3D printing is for soft-handed nerds has never had the test strip of filament find its way under a fingernail.

"the world is making kids grow up fast. In the interest of staying ahead of the curve..."

I haven't been this excited about a blackout since drinking in undergrad

This is the best because it gives people who don't live in super populated areas the ability to protest without negatively impacting their finances.

They want us to feel like we can do nothing? We will show them just how hard we can do nothing.

NINE DOGS ON A MOONLIGHT NIGHT, HOWLING INTO THE VOID

Did you hear about the farm employee who was fired for bringing their own pig to work?

They were dipping their oink in the company pen.

But the doctor waited until the bird died before eating it. They took an oath.

IF BLUEY DOGS WERE ACTUAL DOGS. Ep. 39 "Copycat"

The corgi doctor absolutely ate that dead bird

In the land where people have 10,000 fingers, no one is blameless.

Don't capitulate, decapitate.

Ones and zeroes Xs, Ys Z axis rising to the skies Motors humming Shaking feet Tracking stacking Slices neat Rapid versions Made to sped Extruded by a magic trek Replicating Something new So much fun Just stackin' goo

This week's breakfast poem is dedicated to my P1S

@bambulabglobal.bsky.social

Shipping is free. Handling is extra.

You started it!

They did this to us over and over again. Stripping our identity away until we pointed wherever they wanted. If you're someone feeling like a spear right now, remember that you used to be a tree.

the idea of an attention span is rooted in a scarcity mindset. My mind is the river, not the bridge.

Can we skip to the part of the corporate takeover where we bring in the original founders and let them run things better? #landback

We don't do a good enough job of helping white people understand that they are also being oppressed by systemic racism. Unique ancestral cultures (languages, dancing, food) were stripped away to use to "other" black and brown people. They severed our connection to the past to control our future.

Eggs a good vector For cheese shells curve Dinosaur juices Squeezed out of ferns Raspberry crumble Tumbling sweet into tart Sculpted from pastry It is food It is art It is math! There are numbers Numbers galore grams cups And ounces perhaps even more It's each of the pieces The big and the small It's here it is now It is breakfast is all

This is a boss battle which means we need to start the healing now. That includes our friends and family who've chosen hate. It is never too late for someone to choose a different path. Tech bros, remember when you were Bernie bros? What would that version of you think of what's happening? Change.