Dirk Voletrouser

"expect a custodial sentence"

I had to read that twice and still i'm thinking WTAF?!

Same with raw tomatoes for me. The can get straight in the sea.
As for the classic all-dayer, or Leo Sayer as we used to call a cooked breakfast at work - food of champions. Preferably with Stornaway black pudding and a tattie scone

I cant believe I know this, let alone type it but Johnson's No More Tears baby shampoo will fade out hair colouring. Yes, it's a thing. If you don't like the colour it will strip it out quicker.

This is a remarkable painting.

Schrodinger's Chonk

Very much this. I especially like the light on the wall behind the open window, beautiful details

"Orange I am" says Yoda cat

No USB, I'm out

I love the almost photo negative quality, it really adds to the industrial landscape harshness

Thanks, I'm always intrigued how the layers of history build over the previous era.

Falkland Palace, a Fife gem and underrated destination

Daft question maybe, but does that road through the camp represent a historical route or is it just a modern highway that was cut through the site?

Yes, perfection.

Strong Bagpuss vibe going on there. Just need some mice and a carved wooden bookend

Tremendous view of the channels and sand banks around wells. Really good good to see

7am?! Ye gads

Clap your hands if you're cute and furry!

what a beautiful river - where is it?

Nice go-faster stripes

Poor And Not To Specification

Guilty as charged

Anyone who's had a peacock rock up in their garden will know who the beast is

It's a Chonk in sheep's clothing

There's been a murdah

Right on

The detail on the French doors is beautiful, as is the light entering the room. Fantastic.

Beaver's beavering. You can't beat it

What a super garden and photo