@literallyafrog.bsky.social
I am a frog πΈ. And fash is bad
War is hell amirite
13.12.2025 01:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy fucking shit why did I listen to these?! I am so stressed out
12.12.2025 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are there "Laredo" gas station taco places where you are because i saw a blasphemy not unlike this THIS very day and briefly considered lighting the whole place on fire Duke Nukem style
12.12.2025 03:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dont threaten me with a
12.12.2025 02:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That exists?! Hell yeah!
12.12.2025 02:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ill phenoma YOUR na
12.12.2025 02:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait I saw that quote SHE said that?!
10.12.2025 22:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@feraljokes.bsky.social if i said I were a cat girls man you would aGREE!
10.12.2025 20:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wholesome ass sobs
10.12.2025 02:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What unthinkable thoughts you must indulge
10.12.2025 02:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aw fuck yeah my pencil game is gonna be on fucking point
10.12.2025 02:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jeremykaplowitz.com whyd ya have to put hulk-hands-cock-sleeve in my head man? That shits not coming out
09.12.2025 18:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Youre right
09.12.2025 17:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do it
09.12.2025 14:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They look a whole lot like an old buddy of mine. Its not him, just it was enough to make me look harder
09.12.2025 13:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The consistency with which I am about to leave to go do something and as im walking out the door my tummy makes a pain letting me know that im gonna have to... spend a bit more time in the house. I mean its like it knows!
09.12.2025 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0... where is this even from? Is this some sort of home movies/freakazoid crossover?
08.12.2025 14:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh fuck yall The Running Man was pretty damn good
08.12.2025 04:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is it weird that I think about my approximation to my city in terms of "what's the likelihood of me surviving an initial nuclear strike?"
08.12.2025 04:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is this positing that children give you brain damage? (Wouldn't know ain't got any)
08.12.2025 00:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My wife has spent a lot of time in the hospital (mostly in the past thankfully) but the noise those machines make are terrible. You can barely sleep when you need rest most of all
07.12.2025 23:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The cosma-cock fucks the eternapussy
07.12.2025 12:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So are you saying all the goddamned beeps and boops that go on in hospitals that drive everyone there crazy are actually protected by law?
07.12.2025 12:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That would make me feel +25 healthier
07.12.2025 12:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gdi never mind I found it as soon as i asked
07.12.2025 00:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@feraljokes.bsky.social hey legit question sorry to bug you but the band Days n Daze wtf is the name of the song that goes like "PLEASE TELL ME, THAT IM THE PERSON IM SUPPOSED TO BE... YADDAYADDA 10 YEARD AGO" I've been having weird trouble finding it on youtube
07.12.2025 00:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Cowards afraid of a lil seasoning
07.12.2025 00:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I fuckin love space man
06.12.2025 20:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yesterday someone paid ME to buy their strawberries! True story
06.12.2025 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is very anti amphibian
06.12.2025 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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