Basic AF

tfw you've just stripped healthcare from 17 million Americans and ensured the closure of rural hospitals

It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

I think it would be good to get some women in charge of the countries that have nuclear weapons. Women talk to each other. Women can be reasonable. Enough with the macho men and swinging dicks.

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

Just delete bro

It’s not too late to delete this

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

We won! The AC Hotel allowed ICE to stay there, and we showed up in protest and the hotel management then asked ICE to leave! #Pasadena #Protest #NoICE cc: @maddow.msnbc.com

So glad to see that cursive writing isn't a lost skill after all.

#WestAdams

every day now it’s like a bad snl sketch fucked a black mirror episode while an entire season of veep watched from the cuck chair

lol

Did you know that when your local rural hospital shuts down because of the Medicaid cuts, the 75-mile drive to the nearest one that isn't shut down is still 75 miles no matter how good your insurance is?

We got Bruce Springsteen and they got Kid Rock. We are not the same!

A haiku, but it’s actually 17 syllables in 3 trench coats.

Taking a bribe in a very public way doesn't mean you aren't corrupt, it means your corruption is shameless.

If South Africa is a sovereign nation, how are we able to send our own planes we paid for to transport white Afrikaners to the U.S., but simultaneously unable to send a plane to return Abrego Garcia et al?

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

just call the motherfucking thing what it motherfucking is: wealthcare

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

Spectacular

What. Is happening

My sexual awakening just so happened to coincide with the first time I saw Bugs Bunny in drag, and that probably explains an awful lot about why I am the way I am.

before i commit to friendship i need to see how many unread emails you have

reporter: what do you know about alcatraz?

trump: it’s in roku city. next question

Donald Trump, who has a golden toilet, wants you to know you can get by with five pencils.

no thanks heaven i don’t want more life at the end of my life

Motown implies the exsistence of Larrytown & Curlytown

A Cybertruck with a camper shell

Do you worry that your Cybertruck doesn’t look stupid enough? We’ve got just the product for you!

Are you having a seizure

He’s the only governor who’s had the balls to call for protests. I’d like to see many others follow suit!