Dave

Jesus refused to wash his hands (season 1, episode 7)

You just ruined the bait!

Those are all completely harmless meat products, which as you know never carry anything dangerous, whereas rice grains are Petri dishes for harmful bacteria.

Extremist Christians: Sola scriptura.
Also extremist Christians: No, not like that

Did you skip the part about bearing false witness?

So now you try to gaslight people into thinking you’re a competent adult through the most transparent ploy since that nonce you worship claimed he never draws

The truth is you’re still salty you were mocked for taking medications dosed for horses because you couldn’t get your physician to prescribe a dewormer to deal with a viral illness.

Sure! I love your bad-faith approach, it’s very 2020 Twitter

It’s a dewormer…

The diseases listed there are caused by worms.

You can't be anti-fascist if you're transphobic. And if you're "gender critical" then you are at the very least a collaborator, if not fash yourself, because "GC" is gender fascism. It doesn't matter how left-wing you think you are.

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

Currywurst museum in Berlin. You can get a currywurst, of course.

In the next ten months—while he’s still being broadcast—someone needs to get the Epstein list to Colbert so he can read it on the air

Apparently something that got me blocked by OP. No idea what it was

God damn it, I wish I didn’t love that title

Enforcing a stereotypical role in which one’s sexual organs at birth means they’re expected to do and suffer physical violence and any emotion but anger is seen as weakness, which justifies further objectification?
Misandry and misogyny are sides of the same coin.

RFK Jr. spouted dangerous vaccine falsehoods on national TV. As a parent and infectious diseases doctor, I couldn't stay silent. Here's what the data actually shows. 🧵

Already a common argument, I’m afraid. That and trying to make it about chromosomal sex but eventually getting down to “but that’s the sex they’re MEANT to have”

I mean.

We knew this was coming.

We've been preparing for months.

Call your reps. Don't give them rest.

And you don't need to wait and hold your breath on a bill like this - take sensible precautions NOW. This article offers dozens of places to start.

MAGA really hates Nazism, as long as we are talking about the bizarro version they made up that has nothing to do with historical reality but became a popular rightwing talking point; and MAGA is really impressed by Nazism as it actually existed, which they think was mostly an admirable project.

WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

Those Magic Mike rejects are cops?

Just a wee reminder about Ukraine my friends.👇👇👇

📞🇺🇦 Zelensky: There is a lot of coordination with leaders now, and not only in Europe.

🇵🇱Poland, 🇭🇷Croatia, 🇨🇿Czech Republic, 🇸🇪Sweden, 🇱🇺Luxembourg, 🇸🇮Slovenia, 🇮🇪Ireland, 🇨🇮Côte d'Ivoire.

Thank you all for your support! 🤝

Beyond betrayal.

When the stars are right…

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

Well, actually, all those funny women are ultimately descended from a single ancestor cell. Which was a dude.