Justice Correspondent for The Nation Magazine. Author of Allow Me to Retort and Bad Law.
Class: PLD. Alignment: Neutral Good
Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.
Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god
All the tweets I love, a few I hate. A few skeets too! Posted individually this time instead of threaded
Posting in large batches, pls address complaints to dennisbhooper
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Writer, podcaster, comedian - a real hoopy frood you should sass who knows where his towel's @.
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Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt
tv writer. i dont have this haircut anymore sorry
just out here doing stuff on the web
I’m a rookie entrepreneur with a passion for learning the ropes of business while diving headfirst into new ventures. I’m deeply invested in my kids’ education—and all kids’—believing every opportunity counts. Surrounded by friends who’ve become family.
Jewelry for people who howl barefoot at the moon to Florence Welch
I am a small bear named rodney. i like pizza, tacos, salmon and dancing. ✊🏾🐻
Mini music reviews, Dad, Anarcho-Christian, and MST3k Stan.