Fucker of all time

i dont even see a drafts option so maybe everyones blowing smoke up my ass. but nobodys blowin smoke up the secret tree

drafts shmafts. real ones know that the feed is the real draft folder. my actual fully formed posts are nailed to the inside of a dead tree somewhere, ill never tell

this is about internet

you do have to become small but thats ok

it is wonderful down here in the holes and tunnels com join us

hey nonny nonny on that shit right now

FUCK yeas

excuse me friend but the fuck a gruit

gilgamesh? i dont even know what a mesh is

no one would dare disturb my dissolute slumbre within the entrails of the sacred machinery. perhapss,,, some blatro to pass the time ..?

sippin on the coffee theat makes u old

i recomment getting some meat or flesh between ur jaws and going ghehrhguehgehehehehehrhrhrg. this refules mana . or potions

bro it's your MP. it's your MP. i can see your gauge is flashing. i know you're feeling healthy and well rested but that's a different thing. it's your MP. that's why you're posting bad. try procrastinating an important work task

potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)

like i always just imagine some little dude in a corner office freaking out about his scrooblycoin shares and im like HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA YEAH FUCKER

seeing stocks go down always fills me with this inexplicable bloodlust. like this is what it must feel like to predatory animals when they see something running away from them

guy named Hampson Borgre

stands for Suckin AsS

so much nicer to eat strawberries whole like its literally a better experience overall

cool thing about the modren era is we got jam inside the hardtack now call that shit popped tarts

he just corpses IMMEDIATELY

Nancy doing a backflip and yelling "YEOWW"

keeping this as a reaction image

Nancy doing a backflip and yelling "YEOWW"

keeping this as a reaction image

real mfs Drop Ballast

u know a stew is good when u put it in the fridge and it sets #stewpoasting

www.spaceweather.com check it

we got another one folks

I got them Chut Knees

🕺📢 BITCH‼️

picked up some new spices n flavorigs for the good ol nutrient gruel

it culminates in them taking over a cruise ship called the magic christian which they turn into a sort of carefully engineered hell for upper crust assholes. viscerally cathartic movie and ringo is just fucking around the entire time. 10/10