Jago

So it’s a keeper?

Hi baby!

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga

I’m enjoying it, but I really need to get off my ass and unpack the living room.

You know I’m getting old and moved into a new place when the first thing I can think of for my family wish list is “a good bread knife.”

a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time . Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi, old with a beard in dark robes says "Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.”

Famous Players?

That’s all circumstantial.

The guy certainly smiles like he has a mouthful of sores.

The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.

So refreshing to see a politician be an unapologetic champion for LGBTQ+ rights, stopping the genocide in Gaza, even kicking cars out the lanes that buses drive on, and winning!

Maybe being cowardly and quiet is a losing strategy!

Plas. Do you know what sort of insane range you could have by stretching your vocal cords?

Wow, as far back at 2016, apparently, prior to him being the trolliest troll on city council?

Wait, when did he come out? After his charity walk?

I dreamed that I was crowing about getting a Nintendo Switch 2, only to realize it was a DS and a 3DS glued together.

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

The website is absolute garbage on mobile, but I was able to view all Edmonton appointments on my laptop fine.

Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel BERLIN—Just weeks after announcing his split with fiancée Katy Perry, English actor Orlando Bloom was photographed Friday dining with former German Chancellor Angela Merkel. “Angela kept Orlando laugh...

Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel

Sitting around with @doctorteeth.bsky.social and @worstninjaever.bsky.social and just spitballing the dumbest parody lyrics that make us laugh?

It must be prep time for an Apocalypse Kow show!

URGENT: Stop Alberta's Premier From Overriding Charter Rights of Trans Youth Healthcare is a right, protected by evidence, compassion, and core Canadian values.

Hey #Alberta #abpoli #ableg

Here's an important petition to sign before the Legislature opens on Monday.

Help defend trans children from the UCP Alberta government.

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Is that ghost saying “boo” or “bo”?

Oh, he fucks.

Yes. “That’s when I knew you were cheating on me.”

I tried this one, and just wished I had a full bag of Cool Ranch instead.

Updating my LEGO White House

That episode has the best joke in the past ten years of television.

New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Sure I was out there protesting fascism in my banana suit, but I think the greatest service I performed was afterwards when we walked past a very tired man with two small children being fussy and he said "Look! Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!" and I did the dance.

One of my office mates is training a service dog. For the past year, there’s been a dog that visits the office that I can’t pet when she’s on duty.

Today, the coworker showed me that MONARCH HAS AN OFFICE SECURITY SWIPE CARD, AND IT HAS HER PICTURE ON IT!

Well, yeah, he slung that gun. It’s out in the field somewhere.