aTinyShellScript

Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons (below, a diverse collection of implicitly trans people wielding trans pride flags and also huge scifi arm cannons)

i’ll vote for any democrat who campaigns on calling homan a bitch

"WASHINGTON, D.C. (August 1, 2025) – The Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today that it will begin an orderly wind-down of its operations"

cpb.org/pressroom/Co...

I just can't believe that I have to have imposter syndrome while these fucking idiots are just out there idioting it up without a care in the world

An advance look at “On Parade,” David Plunkert’s cover for next week's issue. #NewYorkerCovers

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

Please welcome Pope Boyard I, the former Cardinal Pizzaballa

TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

Protest signs at Seattle Center on April 5th, 2025. One reads 'Fuck the Fascists' and 'Oligargle My Balls'.

Great sign energy at Seattle Center today.

Person who's only lived through three era-defining crises before: "getting some era-defining crisis vibes from this"

Elon wearing a cheese hat

lmao eat shit loser

Who can even afford a car right now, before tariffs?

boardroom desk carved from stone with an immense roughly hewn boulder suspended above it in a menacing fashion By The Davani Group, Seattle, WA - high end fabricators

how it feels lately doing my little tasks & confronting my minor responsibilities

The president is trying to illegally fire me. Who does this help? Does it help you? Or does it help the billionaires over the president’s shoulder at the inauguration?

STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!

So this was a campaign promise not an observation.

Don't be fooled by False Spring but do enjoy it.

If you're always punching left, you're on the right.

It's so mortifying to be an American right now.

First measles case of 2025 in Washington state identified in a King County infant – PUBLIC HEALTH INSIDER We have identified a new case of measles in an infant in King County. People who were at certain locations in King County may have been exposed. People who are vaccinated are very well protected. See ...

A King County infant is the first confirmed measles case in Washington state in 2025. If you were at the Bellevue Square Apple Store between 6 and 9 p.m. on Feb. 20, you may have been exposed.

Spoilers 😅 I only got 15 minutes into the first episode before having to pause.

Today's Wordle solution:

🄱🅄🅁🄽 🅃🄷🄴 🅂🅈🅂🅃🄴🄼 🅃🄾 🅃🄷🄴 🄶🅁🄾🅄🄽🄳

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

Dear everyone who rolls up in my comments when I’m talking about something that is not The Current Chaos, berating me that There Are More Important Things to Be Thinking About, please, and I say this with love, fuck all the way off into the sun, I will do as I please, unfollow me if it bothers you.

If the president can ignore court orders and illegally circumvent, Congress, there is no Constitution. It’s gone. There’s no enumerated right that the president can’t take from you, no law Congress can pass that is binding, and no court that can protect you from any of it. It’s the whole ballgame.

@samtrayter’s tweet “you see jd vences tweets and fully understand why his mom traded him for some perc 30s” but edited so it looks like it’s from the Pope’s official Twitter account

donni saphire @donni Time to relax by reading my phone and getting upset

Drake's gonna be the first person to ever lose a Super Bowl halftime show.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Sure, but reading the list of side effects I can't help but think that they couldn't happen to a more deserving person than him.