Connor ✡️ | C.M. Caplan

horseshoe :(

I realized with brutal certainty what had happened. I was talking to the very source of power for all of Sooth. I was talking to another culture’s God. This was the fucking Divine Corpse, and it was stuck inside of Chava. I couldn’t be seen here. I had to get out. If anyone found out about this there’d be a riot. A pogrom. If anyone found out some Jewish girl was housing their city’s God inside her body—I didn’t even want to think about the implications. I could barely even fathom the scale of outrage. I saw things suddenly from a Jewish timescale. This could inspire centuries of pogroms. Millions of murders, thousands ethnic cleansings, down through the ages. I had no desire to be at the center of some new canard. We were not about to find out what happens when you combine the myth of deicide with Simon of fucking Trent.

"connor you keep talking about this jewish gangster novella but i still don't know what the actual plot is" WELL IF YOU MUST KNOW--

I realized with brutal certainty what had happened. I was talking to the very source of power for all of Sooth. I was talking to another culture’s God. This was the fucking Divine Corpse, and it was stuck inside of Chava. I couldn’t be seen here. I had to get out. If anyone found out about this there’d be a riot. A pogrom. If anyone found out some Jewish girl was housing their city’s God inside her body—I didn’t even want to think about the implications. I could barely even fathom the scale of outrage. I saw things suddenly from a Jewish timescale. This could inspire centuries of pogroms. Millions of murders, thousands ethnic cleansings, down through the ages. I had no desire to be at the center of some new canard. We were not about to find out what happens when you combine the myth of deicide with Simon of fucking Trent.

"connor you keep talking about this jewish gangster novella but i still don't know what the actual plot is" WELL IF YOU MUST KNOW--

ACAB. Assigned Connor At Birth.

We don’t owe them anything. They spent a decade ignoring obvious evidence implicating the most guilty while fabricating insane accusations against the innocent.

This is who runs this account

I guess it’s not MY average since it’s about what I’m writing lmao)

Not your average SFF

Big account (200K+ followers) touting report from Holocaust denier/conspiracy theorist Chuck Johnson as though it's reliable, just because it's laundered through the Epstein files. Grossly irresponsibly post, with zero vetting, by law professor Jen Taub. Unfollowing, might re-follow if she deletes.

Organized religion trains brains to:

• accept a separate New Year's just for trees
• fear yet another shiur about what the number of seeds in a pomegranate represents
• reject eating fruits grown in the first three years of the tree's life

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

ACAB. Assigned Connor At Birth.

flawless 10/10 will watch several more times

Today in sentences

I would never reward them with attention (but if it’s funny enough i will show everyone else)

i’m not gonna do it but i want you all to admire my restraint cause it was right there

My most popular ever TikTok is now this one where i talk about self administering my own hatafat dam brit situation so i guess this is my legacy now. this is what I’m known for. that time i poked my dick with a pin. 💀💀💀

these motherfuckers got fucking Sinestro working for them

Historic joint black flag mass protests in Israel tonight led by Palestinian Arabs and Jews in solidarity against the Netanyahu-Ben Gvir government abandoning of Arab citizens to organize crime, and for Jewish- Arab solidarity.

hey look

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I meant to talk about dialogue but ended up just gushing about the sopranos

god that sequence was so fun to write 😆

My most popular ever TikTok is now this one where i talk about self administering my own hatafat dam brit situation so i guess this is my legacy now. this is what I’m known for. that time i poked my dick with a pin. 💀💀💀

REVIEW: The Fall Is All There Is by C.M. Caplan C.M. Caplan’s frenetic grimdark novel, The Fall Is All There Is, blends fantasy and science fiction in a brutal world dripping with drama.

Reading the second book now I couldn’t remember the first well enough other than I recognized the title , knew i read it, and had wanted more.
Try The Fall is All There Is first.
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I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!

@cmcaplanwrites.bsky.social Reading Diplomacy of the Knife. Remembered Petre from the first book, been waiting awhile. Glad I slid my eyes across it and my brain sent a notification.

bigger plot twist #fantasybooks #scifi #indiebooks #audible

interesting parallels