who cares

when all you have is a hammer…

this shit makes me feel like I’m in the matrix

“Why wouldn’t you prefer the rainbow B52?”

“What if I told you that there didn’t have to be any B52, you fucking idiot.”

why are you lying

happy to let them continue staying home

lmao a correlation coefficient of .13, begging people that want to be stats nerds to actually understand statistics

“undertaking more popular positions helps you to win.”

yes, and?

“this usually implies taking positions somewhere toward the middle of [the ideological spectrum].”

no! no it does not!

Keith respond with the words “large pepperoni pizza” if someone is holding a gun to your head forcing you to post about this

man I wonder why the Dems have a voter enthusiasm problem, look at this sparkling list of all-star candidates

I’m not British but I believe the overwhelming mandate was predicated on Labour not becoming Conservative Lite and well…

that’s so fucked up, why would you want me to perforate my lead-shielded carbuncle

Expropriate, Expel, Equalize

Reconstruction 2.0 - Finish The Job.

“Headcount issues” is such bullshit omg I would be furious.

and every institution that contributed to this needs to be torn apart. Honestly, we need to rewrite the constitution.

You can’t reform gleeful cruelty. We need to root them out of power and make sure they never get to hold it again.

I mean, they gotta say something, right? The Starmerites pretty much have “Labour, but Tory” locked down

Tom Brady and I have won an average of 3.5 super bowls each

everything I know about this man 1) I have learned against my will and 2) makes me not want to ever have the misfortune of being near him

absolutely no shame in these people. the fact that the object of her affection looks like the love child of a raisin and a catchers mitt makes me want to vomit

let’s not stop at “out of the country”, how about out of existence? you can easily make a billionaire not a billionaire if you take his money.

A man with his arms outstretched as if searching for something, but with his eyes closed

they’ve got their top people working overtime to find ANYTHING that implicates Trump.

on the one hand these people are ghoulish monsters who should never know a moment’s peace and will be consigned to Jehennam for eternity, inshallah.

on the other hand, it would be convenient to have them all in one place. kind of like a sign that says “free stuff here”

Kosplay Kween Kristi at it again

my god

the roko’s basilisk was here the whole time and instead of being a superintelligent computer it’s a fucking idiot baby

the point is that it was never a nothing burger, major news orgs were sitting on information that is only now seeing the light of day in the public and is extremely terrifying.

cool just what I always wanted, my grandma to live forever as a creepy unaging homunculus in my pocket

into the sun

Actually they might be upset about this because they usually like to victimize innocent people.

yeah man I’m sure they are all broken up about the idea of arresting someone, famously a thing that NYPD officers hate doing

man the Atlantic is really just a jobs program for writers with terrible takes about issues nobody should care about