Trump Posts Claim About Obamacare ‘Royalties’ That Originated On Satirical News Site The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”

The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”

It's almost as if letting the ultra-rich own the entire mainstream press and also all the big social platforms had a downside.

We must now start calling this what it is: Trump’s Invasion. It started with federal agents, it will soon include deploying federalized members of the Illinois National Guard against our wishes, and it will now involve sending in another state’s military troops.

Rare music hot take: People need to stop covering Walking in Memphis.

The original is perfect. And y’all caint play piano. Just stop.

Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.

Andy Reid: so you boys are going to the college game tonight?
Kelce: you know I gotta support my Bearcats!
Mahomes: I must witness the child who mimics me. my Other. he frightens me and yet i am intrigued.

News ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden

Server: a little Quiche before your main sir?
Me: ok, but no tongue

men used to go to war

I'm missing a very specific part of my brain that handles whether I took a pill or not

Mark Cuban’s friend: see any good tv shows lately?

Mark Cuban: what you don’t understand is that for men under 35, Crypto is how they watch tv. It’s how they buy hamburgers. They don’t get debit cards which charge 8000 dollars a year to use

Marie-Thérèse, Face and Profile, by Pablo Picasso, 1931, 📸 via @pbs.org

the phrase “the House went on summer break” should incite bloody revolution

it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us

"There Is No Epstein Client List," Say Epstein's Clients Jul 8, 2025

WORLD — Concerned citizens of nations around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this week, as the individuals who comprised Jeffrey Epstein's client list assured everyone that there was no Epstein client list. After years of speculation about the names that could be present on the list of people who were involved in Epstein's alleged global human trafficking ring, the matter was finally settled by the people on the list issuing a joint statement denying the existence of the list. "The list that our names are on does not exist," said a representative of the people named on the list. "While it has been claimed that the presence of our names on Jeffrey Epstein's list was evidence that we were potentially guilty of horrific crimes against innocent victims, we can assure everyone that there is no ‘client list,' regardless of the fact that our names are on it." Though skeptics maintained that Epstein's client list most definitely existed and was being concealed by powerful elites to keep it secret, the powerful elites were adamant that it was not the case. "Don't be ridiculous," said one powerful elite. "As one of the people who is named on the Epstein client list, I can say with full confidence that there is no Epstein client list. Please stop asking about the release of the Epstein client list, thank you. Because it doesn't exist. And I would know, because my name is on it."

Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz after touring "Alligator Alcatraz": "These detainees are living in cages. The pictures you've seen don't do it just. They are essentially packed into cages. 34 detainees per cage...they get their drinking water & they brush their teeth where they poop, in the same unit"

there is no god and satan is laughing at us

Idk if anyone told you lately but rhythm is a dancer

no one has been such a wet bitch. Mommmmm!

OH IT IS HAPPENING!!!! We are at the end lol

Hi everyone

I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests

I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing

Democratic lawmaker killed and another wounded in Minnesota in apparently ‘politically motivated’ attacks Governor Tim Walz was briefed on ‘ongoing situation’ in which Minneapolis-area state senator and representative were shot

I, like many of you, am not only devastated but furious at the assassination of two Minnesota lawmakers this morning.

This isn’t some isolated tragedy. It’s extremism, it’s fascist violence, and we have to treat it that way. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Tweet from @RNCResearch that says: IL Democrat Candidate for Congress @KatAbughazaleh says criminal illegal aliens should be on Medicaid. This is the madness President Trump is trying to stop with the One, Big, Beautiful Bill. Medicaid is for AMERICANS!

Your bill is going to cut coverage for 11 million Americans and it’ll still cost more than universal healthcare.

Healthcare is a human right, you absolute ghouls.

there is not a single fast-casual chain bread that surpasses the cheddar bay biscuit. the cheddar bay biscuit is one of the greatest foodstuffs this country has ever produced. if you went back in time and gave a cheddar bay biscuit to george washington, the intensity of flavor would kill him

There is one place, however, where Musk, with the help of his minions, achieved his goals. He did indeed shred U.S.A.I.D. Though a rump operation is now operating inside the State Department, the administration says that it has terminated more than 80 percent of U.S.A.I.D. grants. Brooke Nichols, an associate professor of global health at Boston University, has estimated that these cuts have already resulted in about 300,000 deaths, most of them of children, and will most likely lead to significantly more by the end of the year. That is what Musk’s foray into politics accomplished.

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty.

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

Find me one person who admires the work of Kendrick Perkins

ICE Arrests Mississippi Father at His Citizenship Hearing ICE arrested Kasper Eriksen, a Mississippi father, at his citizenship hearing, imprisoning him and threatening him with deportation.

When he showed up to an immigration meeting in Memphis, Kasper Eriksen thought he was on the verge of becoming a citizen.

Then ICE arrested the Mississippi father of four, not even giving him a chance to say goodbye to his wife, whisking him away to a prison.

@nickjudin.bsky.social reports:

Happy Wednesday