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Matt McClellan

@impuritor.bsky.social

I play guitar and stuff

65 Followers  |  130 Following  |  133 Posts  |  Joined: 08.10.2023  |  2.2703

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This is a good one

18.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite episode.

13.02.2026 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s also a good ozzy record.

13.02.2026 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking sharp big man

13.02.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for coming back to share this

13.02.2026 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic news. Very excited.

13.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

decapitated man stomps out of city morgue, makes bee line to sorority row. the devil said if he can raid 100 panties before midnight he will give him his head back

19.01.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I know anyone on this app that plays #FinalFantasyXIV? Need guild recommendations

09.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feel better dude

03.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value

16.09.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1584    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 10

I remove this nonsense every time I come across it in the Giant Bomb wiki.

02.09.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

22.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Missing my little buddy Flash. It sucks saying goodbye to them.

22.08.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fuckin’ sick

10.08.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9250    πŸ” 2628    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 86

Undefeated strategy:

04.08.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Five panels to tell a story. Left to right , top then bottom. Panel one, General Martok of the Klingon Empire asks "What's wrong boy?" Panel two some young people say "He's sad because his dog died." Panel three is Martok again saying "Then you must be brave and live an honorable life, so that one day, you will see your dog again, in Sto'vo'kor". Panel 4 is the young people asking "Do dogs go to Sto'vo'kor?"  Panel 5 is Martok saying "There will be more of them than there are of us"

Five panels to tell a story. Left to right , top then bottom. Panel one, General Martok of the Klingon Empire asks "What's wrong boy?" Panel two some young people say "He's sad because his dog died." Panel three is Martok again saying "Then you must be brave and live an honorable life, so that one day, you will see your dog again, in Sto'vo'kor". Panel 4 is the young people asking "Do dogs go to Sto'vo'kor?" Panel 5 is Martok saying "There will be more of them than there are of us"

I felt this needed to be spread around again.

27.07.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 702    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

That’s right

27.07.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2025 jon: well i have some good news. nin is still making kind of cool sounding songs

2005 jon: badass

2025 jon: yeah its for a disney movie thats why. they made it for a disney movie. nine inch nails made their best sounding stuff in 20 years for disney. dont ask about any other future stuff btw

18.07.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1519    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 12

Nicholas Hoult was amazing as Lex Luthor. I feel like I’ve been waiting my whole life for that Lex on screen

18.07.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what I was gonna guess. Wild. You and me milkman were bros

01.06.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy who knew the guy Frankenstein’s dick came from seeing Frankenstein nude: β€œHey is that Hank’s dick??”

01.06.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2021    πŸ” 201    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 4

Looking forward to the @noclipvideo.bsky.social interview with Hugo very much.

01.06.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What did you give it

01.06.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No one fillies me on here it cares I just wanna say Doom The Dark Ages might be the best shooter I’ve ever played in my life #DoomTheDarkAges

01.06.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Close up on a bewildered/pained/very out of sorts Riker face. Someone is holding his jaw in place with one hand and in the other is a medical tool or something, with a long pink glowing laser light being shot directly to his temple. No caption.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Close up on a bewildered/pained/very out of sorts Riker face. Someone is holding his jaw in place with one hand and in the other is a medical tool or something, with a long pink glowing laser light being shot directly to his temple. No caption.

23.05.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1012    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 48
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 10 NA eShop codes (Switch) for Star Wars: Grand Collection (9 games total) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends on May 18th, 6PM PT

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13.05.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 837    πŸ” 1420    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 17

every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it

10.05.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4563    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 10

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