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I'm retiring a bit in which I deliberately misuse the adjectives "Kafkaesque" and "Orwellian" ("these bagels are Orwellian!") because now everything is Kafkaesque and Orwellian.
19.02.2025 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Casually shopping online and they're pushing Crest Whitestrips but I read warships and now I'm kinda thinking I need warships.
18.02.2025 13:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DOGE is truly representing the will of the people, by which I mean that any of the people can edit their website
14.02.2025 17:42 — 👍 614 🔁 118 💬 11 📌 9Happy February Sex Day to those who celebrate
14.02.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I had a nickel for every time I caught a girlfriend using a dating app, I'd have 10 cents. Ten very soul-crushing cents.
12.02.2025 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gulf of Deez
11.02.2025 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I haven't traveled in months, and now I can find only half my passports 😞
10.02.2025 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Facebook marketplace ad for Samsung 50 inches 4K w David Byrne burnt in
07.02.2025 23:01 — 👍 2657 🔁 615 💬 38 📌 57
05.02.2025 23:42 — 👍 59925 🔁 13536 💬 540 📌 473
Me, an intellectual: everything sucks
Medical test results: Oh, then maybe this is good news ✨
I wish Democrats would fight as if it were Bernie Sanders staging the coup.
05.02.2025 12:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Selfies: how do they work?
27.01.2025 23:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am thinking of reporting myself to ICE for being born in the Philippines to a Canadian mother, mainly for the comedy but at the expense of concussions and waking up in who knows what this administration thinks is the Philippines.
27.01.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally, all that wasteful and inefficient cancer research has been frozen.
25.01.2025 13:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The stupidest goddamn take on anything. It proves you don't have to be clever to be wealthy.
25.01.2025 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sun Tzu: when u fight a battle its usually good if u are going to win
Guy with an MBA: this ancient wisdom is blowing my mind
I would like to be alone with the Costco sheet cake now, please.
18.01.2025 20:07 — 👍 840 🔁 116 💬 20 📌 4Today I worked out for the first time in weeks. Services are to be held tomorrow.
18.01.2025 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The look on the doctor's face when I explained that the Jägerbombs he prescribed were working wonders.
10.01.2025 20:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me, stuck at CLT: Well, this is quite the soiree [adjusts monocle]
12.12.2024 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me, a professional: "Time to sleep!"
My tummy: [there's leftover carbonara downstairs]
IMDB. Great app, or best app ever?
06.12.2024 19:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
04.12.2024 23:35 — 👍 21632 🔁 5079 💬 195 📌 133
If only there was a cheaper way to not make everyone want to kill you.
06.12.2024 15:55 — 👍 131 🔁 13 💬 6 📌 0It will take me five years to lose the weight gained over the holiday provided there are no holidays during that time.
03.12.2024 20:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Counterpoint: I survived to post the pacing fail
03.12.2024 16:16 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Discovery of Polarized Water Vapor Megamaser Emission in a Molecular Accretion Disk
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2410.10569
Jack F. Gallimore, C. M. Violette Impellizzeri, Sameneh Aghelpasand, Feng Gao, Virginia Hostetter, Boy Lankhaar
