Meggy Boo Boo

I think it’s notable that some of the first real limits on the use of generative AI were brought to us by labor. Not Congress. Not “ethical” AI shops nestled inside big tech companies. A union.

I’m only on this app from time to time because people here are so horny. Calm down everyone!

Everyone who’s ever rejected me has aged horribly. Coincidence? I think not.

A man scratches behind his dog's ear making a SKRITCH SKRITCH noise. The dog looks content. The man stops and the dog turns his head to the man. The dog then stares directly in the man's eye sand puts his paw on his arm to indicate he wants more scratches. The man resumes scratching behind his dog's ear. The dog looks content.

This is my justification for always flying first class. Free checked back and they feed me. That evens it out, right? Surely that maths

Are these available for rental?

Color photo of my fluffy brown tabby with white face, Fergus. A closeup of his face as he sit up on a dark brown couch cover. He is looking up beyond the camera and showing of his big white teddy bear paws.

FRAUD ALERT: Local woman makes conflicting statements about her cat, claiming he is both a "big strong man" and a "tiny potato boy".

Yeah I leave for a few days and there’s already a whole new Internet Thing™️

Why haven’t we gotten a song of the summer? 😩

I’ve driven all over god’s green earth today getting ready to host a baby shower tomorrow and there’s a woman in front of me at Staples arguing about 12 cents.

*or gal because feminism

100%. Like the old adage says, you want to be friends with the guy with the boat, you never want to BE the guy with the boat

That’s also depreciating in value

I need some kind of data about how people can have the absolute worst takes on things that are totally apolitical, then you come to find out they are a Trump supporter. The correlation is stunningly high.

This is weirdly specific in a way that it makes it sound like there’s been an incident

I’ve switched to a new app called Bench. It’s a bench in a small park near my house. I go there and sit on it and offer political observations and witticisms loudly until someone asks if I want them to call someone to take me home.

the energy on here is like this and i hope it lasts forever

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie

Truly have no idea what I’m doing here

Yesterday my therapist (aka my hair colorist) told me “Meg, you’re someone with good boundaries. And to people with poor boundaries, strong boundaries feel like an aggression” and OMG when I tell you I think I had a breakthrough

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

I’m calling all social media apps Twitters, like my mother calling all video games Game Boys before me