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Mark G. Anderson

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TBH, probably just going to repost dumb jokes.

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My grandmother never met a black person until she was in her thirties, but truly sympathized and had compassion in her heart for the plight of β€œthe discolored”. OK, Grandma, first of all…

13.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was born in β€˜77, and when I was younger, that meant I was in the Baby Boom Echo generation. X was born too late to be Boomers, but too early to be Boomers’ kids. Millennials are really the kids of early X. The Boom Echo is now overlooked.

10.09.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At work, I once got some mail from possibly the most English address ever: The Flat, Chichester Hall, Dick Trod Lane, Skinburness, Wigton.

14.08.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t know, but pretty sure it peed in the confessional.

07.08.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then @thebhp.bsky.social is for you! Plenty of stories of failson illiterate horse-bros to go around!

22.07.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We do play Spurs twice…

06.07.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It also coincides very well with MTV’s β€œTeen Mom” (2009-2012; 2015-2021)

08.06.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œAll Our Wrong Todays” by Elan Mastai deals with this pretty ingeniously: bookshop.org/p/books/all-...

08.06.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It takes 2 minutes to read the word "racism"?

06.06.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Brett/bully Venn diagram may have been a circle…

03.06.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was every bully back then named Brett, or was every kid named Brett a bully?

03.06.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very subtle.

23.05.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLife is a Highway” by Tom Cochrane makes me scan the room for windows to leap out of.

29.03.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump puts the Common in Wealth

22.03.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I admit I followed you mistakenly thinking you were your namesake, but once I realized, I stuck around for gold like this.

12.02.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
War criminals have birthdays, too.

War criminals have birthdays, too.

I sadly have the Sisyphean task each year of cleansing my birthday of this guy.

13.01.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Robert Loggia  -  Minute Maid Orange Juice    (ca 1999)
YouTube video by QuirkyFilms Robert Loggia - Minute Maid Orange Juice (ca 1999)

Only tangentially related, but my favorite commercial ever for its sheer randomness would not be possible or as effective without Scarface: youtu.be/0JysDNbD55I

30.12.2024 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The missing word is β€œdicks”.

The missing word is β€œdicks”.

I’m not here to judge what lures fish these days, but I think this Amazon product description might be missing a key word or two.

21.12.2024 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Approximately half of all eligible voters in America, apparently.

02.11.2024 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like a shih tzu

21.09.2024 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLibertarian” is the polite word for β€œasshole”.

19.08.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to write a RATM movie for a two-fer.

09.08.2024 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 17th directly translates as β€œActually, β€˜Eskimo’ is a slur. The proper name for our people is β€˜Inuit’”.

29.07.2024 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cybertrucks are good. They bring joy to the world. Specifically, the joy of everybody laughing at the driver of a Cybertruck.

09.07.2024 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s because the jocks never learned to read or write. Their only outlet is getting interviewed by the NYT at a diner about their politics.

06.07.2024 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The odd part is that Costner is played by Nic Cage.

20.05.2024 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun?

19.03.2024 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok then. Please spend your time confronting actual racists instead of misunderstanding half-baked skeets.

28.02.2024 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually the oppositeβ€”it was an effort to short circuit the insipid All Lives Matter idiocy. Guess my point didn’t come across properly.

28.02.2024 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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