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Andy Cutler

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http://linktr.ee/andycutler #MVP Azure Data Platform Consultant. http://serverlesssql.com Company: http://datahai.co.uk YouTube: http://youtube.com/@DatahaiBI

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Me neither…but they were smart and just being affected by social media.. (twitter/x)

30.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has to be surely? He doesn’t stop for a second and think β€œshould I post this?!” My god I panic if I post some technical advice that maybe a few hundred might see and I realise a little later that I hadn’t factored an edge case in which render the advice inconsistent…

30.10.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst thing is about all this is that I had someone come up to me at an international conference and ask me whether it was safe for them and their family to come to the UK because β€œwe’ve seen videos of people being attacked and social media says the UK is broken and dangerous”. It’s so very sad

30.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the fuck is this guy trying to incite? β€œCivil war in Britain is inevitable” what on earth?

30.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

And we were all pretend upper middle class whiners 🀣

25.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A pizza shaped like a bat

A pizza shaped like a bat

β€œI’m Pizza Batman…tell all of your friends”

25.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah! He did say you lot were a bunch of hippies 🀣

25.10.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Many an earnest data analyst has sat too close and fallen at the t-shirt cannons… #LestWeForget

24.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Grayson Perry

Grayson Perry

What a great show by our national treasure…

24.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some disgruntled ex-Microsoft employee that put that functionality in years ago is ready to take ownership of everyone’s Fabric workloads with a flick of a backdoor switch…

23.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody wants items to have owners, it’s crazy it’s still a thing!

23.10.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Suits the situation though

23.10.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New marketing…

23.10.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Said app, it’s basic and could be a GitHub page I suppose but still works well fabric-lab-assistant.lovable.app

22.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if you contain your expectations about what vibe-coding web apps are going to do for you (eg making you a billionaire) then they are immensely useful. I vibe-coded a site to help support training, it took 10 mins and looks good & has all the functionality I need & it was very well received

22.10.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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18.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a statue in a garden with the words i see you above it ALT: a statue in a garden with the words i see you above it
18.10.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sparked up a right old humdinger of a thread over in Fabric Reddit, feels like I just tossed a grenade in and ran off 🀣

18.10.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Use group people

Use group people

I love a good user group #Bristol

16.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Capricorn One (1977) Trailer #1
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers Capricorn One (1977) Trailer #1

youtu.be/8QuOJwI0aVQ?...

16.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a brick house with the words hi there above him . ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a brick house with the words hi there above him .
15.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good improvements. I just wish that Fabric link didn’t use database database storage for the delta/parquet files, $40 per 1GB a month is pretty steep

15.10.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Friend of a Friend

10.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And hierarchy traversal in mdx

10.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Little did I know back then…

10.10.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Man sitting on grass at a festival

Man sitting on grass at a festival

I refuse to believe this guy was just about to start working with Analysis Services 2005…

10.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m currently thinking of inspiring the next generation not by displaying my oiled up 6 pack infront of a Bughati in Dubai but rather my beer belly flopped over the bonnet of a Vauxhall Nova in Milton Keynes #Inspiring

05.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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two cartoon characters , mario and luigi , are standing next to each other . Alt: two cartoon characters , mario and luigi , are standing next to each other .
04.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a likeness…

04.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like a lot…

04.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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