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You haven’t really lived until you’ve guzzled a can of pop until the carbonation hurts your throat

heading on the Wikipedia page about the Plagues of Egypt, titled "list of the disasters"

therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:

Accidentally spent all the money I put aside for my autism diagnosis on DoorDash and bookends from Etsy (but seriously they are pretty cool bookends)

two cheetah dogs are sitting next to each other and looking at each other on a white background . ALT: two cheetah dogs are sitting next to each other and looking at each other on a white background .

I could get behind going a little bit bonkers, there’s lots of people who could use a good bonk

Me, whispering: Oh sorry I’ve been away for a while, I was captured by the horrors. Don’t worry I’ve escaped now but I gotta be careful

starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it

“Wishes! Wishes are orange!”

I’m 75% water and the rest is the other personalities that live in my head

*updates my likes on my Fetlife profile*

A SKELATEN ANGEL TELLIN YA DA TRUTH ABOUT LIFE "STICK Q-TIPS IN YOUR EARS WHAT DO YOU THINK THERE FOR " IM NO DOCTER BUT WHEN THEY SAY TO USE EM ON NAIL POLISH AND CLEANIG YOUR ELECTRONIC'S ITS EXACTLY LIKE WHEN U WERENT ALLOWED TO SAY BONG IN THE HEAD SHOP AND YOU HAD TO SAY I WANT TO BUY 1 TOBACCO PIPE, THEY KNOW WHAT WERE DOIN WITH THESE, DO NOT PLAY PRETEND WITH "BIG EAR" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

- dashare.zone ADMIN

Sealing myself in a large envelope. Might get mailed. Might just go on a shelf

I am being cleaned.

What came first, the depression or the exhaustion?

Ok Tom

could a depressed person do this? *posts again*

Maybe I'll make a nice little spreadsheet to help me quantify what's actually positive in my life

A nice spreadsheet fixes everything right

I just went from the couch to my bed. I probably burned so many calories

She also might be trans so 🤷

Ask your GP if bending over backwards for people is right for your mental health.

Mine said it’s not.

I put your skeet in my junk drawer, next to the ziploc bag of dead batteries I’m definitely going to recycle one day.

Age is just a number. You can do anything you put your mind to.

Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.

Make sure not to microwave on high or it’ll splatter

You ever think about how all the meat on our body is just… raw?

Can’t wait for this weekend, gonna sit on my couch and fart

Deal.

Bluesky was down and I missed it? What did you all do?

Please don’t say it was getting together and kissing each other on the mouth

I never learned