I think I know the one you mean. From that monkey movie, right?
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I think I know the one you mean. From that monkey movie, right?
29.10.2025 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ooh!
29.10.2025 14:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβre a funny magnet
28.10.2025 18:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, itβs not a bad way to go. You get SO many treatsβ¦
28.10.2025 10:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If itβs good enough for Jerry Lee Lewisβ¦
27.10.2025 06:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bit shameless
27.10.2025 06:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Enjoying deliberately misinterpreting βex-eatingβ here.
26.10.2025 19:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yay. Priceless. The right column at the right time. And a gleefully English two fingers to the haters.
25.10.2025 07:38 β π 2055 π 679 π¬ 91 π 105Have you stocked up on tiny lemons?
25.10.2025 17:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it Jonesing?
24.10.2025 08:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My latest bit of βmisdirected email meant for some other Dave Sheltonβ is an offer of help with βwealth managementβ. 
Iβve let them know that Iβm more than able to cope on my own.
Please, go ahead and threaten me with a good time.
23.10.2025 08:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah, it's tiresome isn't it. I'd be very happy for non-relevant ministers just to say "I don't really care" but I it'll never happen.
22.10.2025 06:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whoever that was playing the sergeant did so beautifully.
20.10.2025 17:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes. Yes you should. 
I believe this might be what the young people call βliving your best lifeβ and I for one am very pleased for you.
βYouβre such a wanker!β she said. 
βHow dare you!β he ejaculated.
When that came out I was working at an arts cinema in Cambridge, UK and I remember the projectionistβs look of horror when he spotted it in the brochure of upcoming attractions, imagining it to be actually 32 separate shorts he would need to splice together.
18.10.2025 04:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I hope theyβve patented this revolutionary bit of tech before they blabbed online about it.
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16.10.2025 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mostly know her from podcasts and radio rather than articles. What would you say were her areas of unreasonableness? (Feel free to disregard if youβd rather spend the time elsewhere).
16.10.2025 17:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Fair enough. Most of what I know about Hermaphroditus comes from a half-remembered early Genesis song, so I might have to concede that you have the greater expertise on this subject. 
If Iβm honest, I probably just liked the idea of equating 17thC painters to comic artists.
Good article overall, I thought.
16.10.2025 15:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks for this. I'm inclined to think that the adaptation of the pose from the earlier statue might only be (what in the world of comics would be called) a swipe rather than anything with any deeper meaning or significance, but what do I know? And regardless, it's fascinating. Also: great painting.
16.10.2025 12:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If it's the one with doughnuts on it then, yes.
16.10.2025 10:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Deep cut. Bravo.
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No, theyβre saying the opposite: βsurprising or inaccurateβ. Which implies that if itβs accurate then thatβs surprising.
16.10.2025 09:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've had the same thought. 
And the same second thought.
Also there should be a space after the d in her signature and the e should be capitalised.
14.10.2025 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ββ¦it was getting heatedβ¦β
No kidding.