Nathan Wellman (Acolytes of Horror)

a skeleton is dancing in a store aisle ALT: a skeleton is dancing in a store aisle

Me waiting for even a single punch line

Grok really is fighting the good fight over there sometimes lol

Now he steps down with every step he takes

one window, many layers

What is that man going to do with that

Love how this movie just drops you in the middle of that play, one of the most striking beginnings of any film I’ve ever seen

outting myself as a freak by asking this, but I must speak truth to power: where the torture porn at, @criterion.bsky.social?? 🧐

I empathize w Klein’s bafflement as to where to proceed after 2024, but in that whole conversation there was hardly any mention of what strategy he thought he was employing by lionizing a hatemonger. I doubt many actually disagree that strategy=good, the problem is that particular move was dumb

Feel like this guy would be a good influence on the other turtle bros

And Jigsaw would be the only guy retweeting everything

Oooh did not know this existed thx

Literally no one thinks otherwise

Will never get over this

lol this happened to my brother

The happy birthday song from the Red Lobster employees was quite subdued

This is why I carry a bullhorn with me at all times

Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved: blaming trans and black people for random shit

Find yourself a man who looks at you like this bodybuilder looks at his whey protein

A) kinda B) absolutely

It has a very Obama-era optimism towards America that feels quaint now, but it still rips

YouTube video by Nathan Now Sandman Season 2 Review: Sleepwalking To Accountability

Posted A LOT of thoughts about The Sandman Season 2 on my Nathan Now channel. What a bizarre mess

youtu.be/6FZJNz8Lp1A

I’d do just fine in the Saw universe because I am so perfect that Jigsaw would find no fault with me 😇

Dude died with no regrets

Sorta unrelated, but what are some of y’all’s fav photography YouTube channels?

Unforgivable ending tho 😢

Hide Me Among the Graves "And mother, when the big tears fall, (And fall, God knows, they may) Tell him I died of my great love And my dying heart was gay. An...

"One of the film's key images finds Karsh laying in bed with his wife after she has lost her breast and her arm....This may seem a grotesque image, but unless one is entirely alone in the world I can guarantee that such a like situation will be visited upon you and I."

Did you have to like slide under the coffin like a car mechanic to see it dangle

I like to imagine there’s another ass-only coffin for the mourners who didn’t buy the premium tix

😂 Would’ve thought he was more of a “Rum Tum Tugger” kinda guy

My wife looks at the reflection of the screen in the window lol

Came here to say this

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