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didn’t ricky martin sing the “don’t let them do us like they did hawaii” song?

sounds like it’s raising those questions purely in the heads of the morons chosen to be their corporate spokespeople

waiting for tank sinatra to weigh in

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guarantee mobley or allen will be injured and i’m not sold on the idea that mitchell and harden are going to play nice with each other

you’ll never guess my prediction for cavs 2027 lol

cavs first round exit

the three hole punch makes it count

always a bummer when they don’t fall

what about congress, what about congress stepping in immediately you sack of shit

i called his office and spoke to a staffer for about 10min today. they’ve clearly been given a line to explain the vote—said that suozzi didn’t want to stop funding to fema and the coast guard before a storm. when i said there are mechanisms to keep those things running thru a shutdown, crickets

there seems to be some weird thing where officials recognize that even if KAT is fouled on nearly every possession, they can’t blow a whistle every possession because that would destroy the flow of the game. but that’s exactly what teams rely on to stop him! you have to make the calls!

if referees gave Karl Anthony Towns a legit whistle—simply calling fouls whenever he is fouled—he would be an unstoppable machine on offense and his defensive issues would be an understandable trade off

the single most defining feature of bluesky is the all-consuming obsession with alt text

can anyone ask putin if this is true? seems important

the trump regime has definitely been deterred by unpleasantness and unsafe conditions so far, so i’m sure things will go exactly as you describe 👍

i actually did not know that order had been given, so it’s a good thing no one took me up on that million-dollar bet. at the same time, i’m surprised that someone who follows the Ukraine war closely believes that bloodshed and criminality would be enough to motivate Europe to take coordinated action

thank you for pausing your tj mcconnell angry face gooning marathon long enough to type this inventive and effective comeback

europe will “freak out” but i will be you one million actual dollars that no european nation authorizes military action against the united states for the duration of trump’s term

ah yes, the question on every basketball fan’s mind: was the biggest doofus in the sport sad last summer

who gives a shit

YIKES

MY FALCONER IS DEAD!! I don’t want to remarry. I only want ROUGH BEAST.

See my widening gyre. CLICK HERE.

this is very much not true

a second dunce has arrived on the scene

love that people are still doing this perennially moronic bit in 2026

lol

interesting way of expressing “i haven’t seen these movies”

“billionaires asked us to float this idea for them to create political leverage where none exists”

the who wrote some masterpieces but their great-to-awful song ratio is staggeringly bad (and there’s the whole townshend thing). the kinks put out like, 1 or 2 bad albums TOTAL and even those are actually just fine.