CJ Ryan

So Canada took the gold in curling, surprising absolutely no one I’m sure

We need a stronger word tbh, calling you a journalist kinda seems like all you do is type opinion pieces with your glasses on the end of your nose

I like “reporter” more, it’s got a scrappy gumshoe 1930s feel to it that seems appropriate to our current circumstances

Every time we see a Cybertruck around Vancouver, my kids point at it and shout “CYBERTRASH!” And I refuse to correct them

The children need to be reminded of their history, apparently

This is your regular reminder that the first Pride was a riot started by trans people

Hope y’all got your good throwing bricks ready

A few days ago, a friend asked me to make a FB group for our friend circle planning a tea party.

I made the group and invited six people.

SIX PEOPLE. It's for a tea party, at someone's house.

... wait for it ... (AI slop post 1/ ?)

Stuff like this is the reason I will never, ever suffer from imposter syndrome ever again when it comes to tech.

Just gonna put this into the ol’ happy box for when I’m feeling down

Which one of you idiots asked for this

Personally I plan to celebrate #ValentinesDay by sending silly memes to my beloved instead of buying shit, but you do you

This is important journalism and I will not be told otherwise

The hats. Baseball gave us the classic peaked baseball cap and I will forever be grateful

In a random store, the only thing my son wanted was a rubber chicken costing exactly $1.

He has now been squeaking it on and off, and giggling to himself.

He is a boy of simple pleasures

It do be like that in Ireland sometimes…

What I’m wearing to the bsky Valentine’s ball

(I can’t pull it off but idgaf)

Unfortunately we have been out of stock of “reasonable discussions on AI” ever since you goddamn fucks started burning down rainforests and taking all the water to power your plagiarism machine

All we have left is incandescent rage-filled banshee screaming, we got lots of that

Fun fact: when an Irish woman gives birth, she automatically receives the “Irish mother” firmware update over the air, which gives her access to the Voice and also the uncontrollable urge to offer food/drink to everyone who enters her home

Anyone who says something like “AI is a promising technology and just needs guardrails” is fucking wrong and needs a refresher course on the limits of LLMs and machine learning

I WILL NOT TAKE QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME, FUCK OFFFFFF

What, and I mean this sincerely, the entire goddamn fuck did I just read. What cursed timeline are we in. Is the moon now actually made of cheese

A photo of my ENORMOUS coffee cup, holding what is allegedly a decaf latte, with an absurdly small handle on the side

Can you really call yourself a coffee shop if you don’t serve your largest drinks in a soup bowl

Post a banger that’s not in English

(Moldovian I think)

youtu.be/YnopHCL1Jk8

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“You don’t need to bring any yarn or needles, we have them all here and we give them away”

Ain’t no way I’m using the Nazi app

Is Wordpress still the gold standard or what

Can someone give me a recommendation for a platform for doing short form written reviews

Specifically reviews of tv series

This will most likely be only for my own amusement so it’d probably need to be free

Used to work with a guy who knew him personally and his opinion was that Stephen Harper was the slimiest fuckrag outside of a high production porno studio.

Mark Kermode’s review (and I use the term loosely in this case) of Melania is possibly the only good thing to come from this train wreck

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊