Owen+

Make sure not to bite it first

It tastes like peppered dirt to me 💀

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Liking my post is of the utmost importance

Underestimating Mr. Peanut's melee weapon proficiency

sorry i texted back so fast its just because i’m in love with you

let him pick me up first

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this one and then maybe five more

this one goes out to everyone who has ever posted

Finished off the $35 worth of beef curry I've been eating exclusively for the past 4 days, now what

Got stabbed under the middle fingernail on my shooting hand but those threes still dropping

shaq missed a huge entrepreneurial opportunity not patenting shaquille oatmeal

Happy, Texas (1999)

Like when the food hella good, you say bone apple tea, it's like french or some shit. *Like when the food hella good, you say bone apple tea, it's like french or some shit.* A Bone Apple Tea is the mistaken use of a **real, dictionary-defined word or phrase** in place of another **rea...

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Keeping my gin rummy skills fresh

are ben grimm's internal organs also made out of rocks

NES TMNT water level isn't even that bad... but the meandering turtle van level right after that really, really sucks

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Preheat your oven to 41,896 degrees

CPK frozen pies will really make you commit to the bit

My sensations were strange. Let me try to explain them.

are you playing classic or guideline

Trying to sit up straight like a lady while I eat this greasy patty melt

can't match that level of output

don't forget to use all of your abilities in battle today honey

Might be able to crack 300K with a little better play... starts to feel fast for me at level 16

Only been playing NES Tetris lately... this was a hard score to beat.

Level 9 start after some dreadful attempts on ❤️2

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