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15.10.2025 03:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i accidentally did nothing my whole entire life
15.10.2025 03:06 β π 110 π 17 π¬ 5 π 3The budget department at Weapon X was probably thrilled Wolverine was short so they'd have to shell out less on the adamantium
14.10.2025 04:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Frame #1600 from S01 -E17 - Jinhua Pork-627722
13.10.2025 00:30 β π 63 π 11 π¬ 1 π 7Upon further research he died from a bread stick or something dang
11.10.2025 06:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whatever happened to his dwarf sidekick
11.10.2025 06:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
RIP man
11.10.2025 06:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At least Fred kept making Hallmark movies and that show with Ben from Lost and Jesus that I never watched
11.10.2025 06:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lorne from the Angel TV show dying from an infected tooth or whatever sucks because that dude was legit
11.10.2025 06:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the "guardians of the universe" from green lantern are clearly just evolved smurfs but what the hell happened over there to kickstart that sort of intellectual development
11.10.2025 06:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This collab would have been dope as fuck
11.10.2025 04:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Werner Herzog book narrated by Lance Reddick
Lance Reddick book narrated by Werner Herzog
You get the idea
11.10.2025 04:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I tried to cobble this together for like three and half minutes but fuck it
11.10.2025 04:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Achilles tendon joke but with Marco Pierre White and Knorr stockpots
11.10.2025 04:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Five years of hard time in San Quentin because I followed Mitch Hedberg's advice regarding donut receipts
11.10.2025 04:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Auditioning for the role of Hamlet by doing the full Pee Wee Herman tequila dance routine
11.10.2025 04:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Using the Solar Death Rayβ’οΈ to heat up chicken and wild rice soup from Sam's Club
11.10.2025 04:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Going to kick so much ass as a fighter pilot they name a frozen pizza after me
11.10.2025 04:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My normal breakfast is two bottles of beer and I'm not trying to walk down there hella early
11.10.2025 04:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've been winning tons of free food on McDonald's Monopoly but I wish I could trade the breakfast stuff for other items
11.10.2025 04:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Fuck off
10.10.2025 19:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Maicol Izzo, two Michelin star chef at the Piazzatta MilΓΉ restaurant in Naples
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I'm going to Italy just so I can punch the guy who takes like 133 hours to condense 800 tomatoes into six drops of sauce on a plate with like four pieces of penne pasta
10.10.2025 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The Nickelodeon GUTS Aggro Crag was only 28 feet tall
10.10.2025 19:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Riddled with bullets shot by Charles Schulz for introducing this item to the Peanuts universe
10.10.2025 19:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Drinking ninety six ounces of strong ale and cooking a turkey in a fireplace with Chef Walter Staib
10.10.2025 18:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
