J.K. Nicholson

I've always disliked the Olympic because it takes something I already don't like, sports, and combines with something I REALLY don't like, and that's nationalism.

It’s not actually funny, but I’m too stubborn to let this go.

I thought of a funny punchline and I can’t figure out the joke around it.

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) is fucking amazing.

Probably my best “channel surfing on a Saturday afternoon” find.

EDDINGTON is kinda amazing.

Impossible!!!

A theme park ride?

NOT CINEMA!!!

The Streisand effect for mockery.

Walking to the dispensary in my pjs because fuck adulting!

Is Matt Johnson actually ripped or does he just have big arms?

My text tone is Obi-Wan (Ewen) saying “Hello there.”

If you see this post a little guy

Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory

Same. My nephew will see the trailer in front of Mario Galaxy. I’ll learn then.

It’s so boring!!! Show me who they’re teaming up to fight!

the TS5 trailer eased a lot of my worries, ngl.

Well look more post-apocalyptic, but yeah. Something similar to this, too.

This is gonna be me and my sibling in the 2080s.

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology"

No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

If you see this, post a Monster

Bummed that How To Make A Killing is a dud.

I think about the job interview scene from EMILY THE CRIMINAL at least once a week.

How are you?

Hello.

Why did we build our society around the worst form of transportation? Whose idea was that?

No it’s a new film from some comedian I’ve never heard of.

Was THE BREADWINNER written in the early 2000s? What is this boomer shit?

It’s sold out.