Grant Philpott

Litler

They’re taking the fish

I hope they tried a Colanoscopy

"You're a big, fat, smelly nonce"

Sad news about Ricky Hatton. He was a great sport when he came to play on TV Burp. RIP x

Brooklyn Bridge- 1995
#pen #ink #watercolour #art #sketchbook

A part of my childhood died when the original Basil Brush once told me to Fuck Off down the phone. I don’t think the new one has such a potty mouth.

Planet Turf #lawnpop

Your Love Alone is All You Need #maccastreetpreachers

Revol 9
#maccastreetpreachers

They do sound excited.

holding my baby daughter, looking at her, looking at me

21 years ago x

I must stop ignoring red flags ;)

I spent 6 months coming up with concept designs for an animated film, which I signed an NDA for, only to be ghosted. Emails and calls ignored. The guy has limited social media presence and might be dead for all I know. Either way it’s sad.

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It's launch day for David Quantick's latest book, an anthology of short stories. The fastest comedy writer I've ever known. Hey, maybe this will have been written so quickly it'll be SHIT! It won't though, will it? It'll be brilliant. Fuck him. Buy this. ❤️

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1, 2, Cha-Cha-Charlie

My friend made party cheese and pineapple on sticks. The square of pineapple at the top represents hair and the square of Red Leicester cheese- which has an angry expression carved into it - represents the face of the good friend of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, Donald Trump. Trump’s small dick energy is represented by a cocktail stick with a little US flag at one end and at the other a tiny prick #Trump #Epstein #Maxwell

Cheese and Pineapple Crudity

Why does it look like Cocker’s about to shout “POPPADOMS OR BREAD?!” at someone?

There’s only one way to find out…

Lennon and The Beatles T shirts on sale at Primark

Lennon’s on sale again

Good times, although I remember the bed being very uncomfortable

Innit. I loved working with Paula at the Big Breakfast

Mad to think Let It Be was only 15 years old #liveaid

Sad news. I was only thinking about Cowboys a couple of days ago.

Sending positive vibes. I’ve had a torrid couple of years, but finally seeing a silver lining. Wish you a good week :)

Thanks Vaun x

Kuwait Days A Week
#middleeastbeatles

Good luck. Hope you recover soon xx

I don’t remember that happening too much- but we avoided newer shows like TOWIE because they were too self aware.