When you read Republicans are trying to cancel and sell the new fleet, they aren't just talking about canceling the mail trucks. They're talking about canceling the mail.

I'm incredibly jealous of anyone who has ever had the service person show up at the beginning of the appointment window.

Chuck Schumer: "We're playing with fewer pieces because it's honorable. Also because Elon Musk said we were cowards for using all the pieces."

The Republicans can push through all these nominees without a single Democratic vote, so why are they approving any of them!?

Damn Klobuchar, all you had to do was nothing, and you fucked that up.

I have to put my phone on Do Not Disturb. It drives me crazy.

The funny thing about shopping for appliances is that we're agonizing over a choice, but literally anything is a huge improvement over what we already have.

EMOTION by Carly Rae Jepsen.

I almost said "after bouncing off it LATER this year", which seems like a very Lorelei situation.

I've gotten deep into Lorelei and the Laser Eyes after bouncing off it earlier this year. My notebook is bursting with crazy notes about this game. Great vibe, great puzzles. Really hoping the story sticks the landing.

YouTube video by More Perfect Union How Amazon Ruined Christmas

BREAKING: Amazon workers in NYC are going on strike right before Christmas—the company's busiest time.

The first unionized Amazon warehouse is going to shut down in a historic walkout.

Workers plan to hit the company where it hurts to win their first union contract.
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I hope Final Fantasy VII Rebirth loses big at the #TGAs tonight, so I have an excuse to not go finish wherever I fell off six months ago

I have "Fozzymandias" stuck in my head and have absolutely no idea whatsoever to do with it. "Look upon my works, ye mighty, and wokka wokka"? That's nothing. Infuriating.

(pretending i’m on the phone while a dracula stalks me) what’s that you say doc? my blood is gross and stinky and not good to eat?

The Rise of the Golden Idol is great. Clever puzzles. Goofy story. I love a game that makes me bring a notebook.

Joe Biden should have pardoned Hunter. Now Joe should keep it up by pardoning everyone in jail for weed and other non violent drug crimes.

Don’t leave out the context of what they have zero problem lying about now.

I said I was taking this picture for Instagram, but I'm putting it here instead. No one can stop me!!!!

Whenever someone says they're looking for mutuals that are 18+ or 21+, I always assume they're doing porn stuff.

This is a crime against God.

I told my wife and mother-in-law that I'd stay away from playing weird records during Thanksgiving, but I'm getting closer and closer to running out of normie shit.

Really into this lazy all day snowing. Especially since I can make my kid shovel it if it sticks around.

Shout-out to all the convenience store, gas station, medical, restaurant, and other 365-day workers stuck with a shift on this Late November Meal-Themed Holiday #LNMTH

If you're working today 🧑‍🔧🧑‍⚕️👩‍🏭👷‍♂️, tell us where & what you're doing 👇

The Wikipedia summary of the premise of the movie Mufasa. It indicates that Taka (who becomes Scar) is a prince, and Mufasa is adopted into the family.

Does the #Mufasa movie mean that Scar was right to feel cheated out of the kingship!? Why would The Lion King paint Mufasa as the rightful leader, and why would Mufasa trust Scar at all!?

A ★★★½ review of Mission: Impossible – Fallout (2018) This movie is too long. The Paris chase scenes in particular are exhausting. Halfway through, I was ready to say this was the worst Mission: Impossible movies. That being said, once John Lark is revea...

Mission: Impossible Fallout contains one of cinema's greatest mustaches: boxd.it/7V8B9J

Based on the number of times things ALMOST or JUST fall off the edge, I can only assume that Mission: Impossible movies take place in a universe where the coefficient of friction is like 0.1 higher than ours.

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Years from now, you'll all laugh about the #Thanksgiving without salt.

I know voting with your dollar is kind of ineffective, but please don't go shopping today. It's dumb that grocery stores are open this morning. Your grandma's special dish will survive without whatever the missing ingredient is. (Maybe it'll even be better?) #Thanksgiving