Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman

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Just fucking fund us so I don't ever have to year the words "USPS" and "loss" in the same sentence ever again, man.

Seeing that Trump was mentioned in 1600 out of 2300 Epstein emails is reminding me about how I could never remember if "Empire State of Mind" was Jay Z featuring Alicia Keys, or Alicia Keys featuring Jay Z

In 100% agreement that this is just the goons robbing the government blind, but it's very funny to see this argument from the woman who raided PPP loans to support her podcast.

Well yeah gotta have the caution today. Don't want anyone to walk through the area and accidentally step on a piece of mail that might have fallen loose.

We used to joke that if one of us ever died on our route, the way we would find out is getting a call from a supervisor saying "Hey when you're done, can you go to route 39 and grab an hour off of Dave? Try not to disturb his body too much if you get there before the coroner"

Having a postal worker get crushed inside a giant mail sorting machine only to have USPS release a short statement confirming that mail operations have not been hindered is maybe the most On Brand Thing USPS has ever done.

Yeah I did. Grimly extremely on brand :-/

Democrats should have made a much bigger deal out of this reform when they initiated it, and should be making a big deal out of it now that it's being rolled back. This is the kind of populist shit people gobble up, and it really underscores how hollow and fake Trump's populist appeals are.

Every single day, the 900,000th worst thing a Trump admin employee might do that day is a thing that the right wing media would dedicate a news cycle to covering if a democrat did it. A tweet like this would have been used to indict the entire democratic party as slandering "real Americans"

I'm often reminded of my dad once saying to me "I'm so tired of people saying mainstream media has a liberal bias. The only bias places like CNN have is toward stupidity."

I wonder who this is even playing for anymore. The number of people who have witnessed the flow of info for the last year or so, and especially the last few days, just aren't getting distracted by these antics.

The true MAGA diehards are just closing their eyes and ears, not rallying to this stuff.

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I'm fine with this as long as the English are excluded from the vote and also in timeout

AI is totally useless

Beginning to wonder if TCW has ever had a consensual conversation with anyone even a sliver to his left.

Ahh so *that's* why Republicans love it when kids are broke and starving.

"Injuries incompatible with life" tier of euphemism

If you created a government that only allowed people on the upper east side of Manhattan vote, and then it did the opposite of what they wanted, you wouldn't have the *best* government per se, but you could do a lot, lot worse.

He's my favorite of the bunch, if we're allowed to have favorites. Just so deeply unserious. Like the Coen brothers should make a movie about him as a bumbling attempted villain.

Jacob Wohl is out there somewhere, shedding a single tear knowing he'll never be relevant enough to be ritualistically sacrificed by the right to interrupt a news cycle.

If Donald Trump is such a great businessman, then why did he pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep people quiet when the New York Times was offering the service for free

Today marks the 2500th consecutive day we've received more confirmation that the president of the united states is a child rapist

Sadly, we musn't act upon this new info, as it would be too upsetting to Central Missouri's 3rd largest car dealer, who was just getting used to saying the N word again.

It'd be like if, after every jury verdict in the country, we ran a Q poll across the entire country to see if we all liked the person enough to skip the verdict.

Guys only talk like this when their beard game is trash. Pete's been crying himself to sleep looking at photo albums of civil war general beards since puberty, somberly running his fingers over his Joseph-King-of-The-Hill 'stache

Personally wouldn't have gone with four different cuts of Salò, or 120 Days of Sodom, but who am I to question the pope.

Bootleg franzia fermented under a radiator

He's gonna summon his whole Twitter staff from them their office bunks for an emergency all nighter to workshop comebacks and spend 96 hours before landing on "more like Oyce Jarol Coates"