Nic Healey

"Jacked up fake George Washington touched us all deeply". Literally, wtaf are you talking about?

Glen Beck has always been a deeply weird and creepy little man but why the actual fuck does every right wing media loser suddenly sound and act like they've had a traumatic head injury in the middle of a gas leak.

I feel like my mental health would be golden if I could start pretending America doesn't exist. Well, maybe bronze not golden - but definitely much better.

CBS NEWS News the White House can trust

Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone

Shocked looking mm with dark hair loses grip on a game controller, solid blue background Above text that says “IT’S OK TO STOP PLAYING THAT GAME YOU’RE NO LONGER ENJOYING”

Whomst is the you fuckers here, coz Australia has got that shit locked.

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Long and round at the same time!?

Wait. What?

I love how Fox News, literally in the same tweet, uses the term 'holiday season' rather than 'Christmas season'.

a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it

I was on air so doing breaking reads as the results of the appeal came down... And I see he's already looking for special leave to appeal again.

On a day when it's popping off in Aussie Federal Court, I find myself really missing auspol Twitter which would be losing its shit rn

RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.

The tailoring at O'Connell's. Suits start at $895, sport coats start at $695.

A product page for one of O'Connell's blazers. It's $895 and is made in the USA

A product page for one of O'Connell's suits. It's $895 and is made in the USA

A page showing Roger Stone's prices. Suits are $1,540 or $5,400.

I'm also surprised that Roger went with a Hong Kong factory (I called the factory today to confirm). If MAGA is about making America great again through reindustrialization, why not use a US factory? Over at O'Connell's, you can find MiUSA tailoring for half of Roger's prices

Tom Stoppard, playwright of dazzling wit and playful erudition, dies aged 88 A theatrical sensation since the 1960s, whose dramas included Arcadia, The Real Thing and Leopoldstadt, Stoppard also had huge success as a screenwriter

RIP. I think this is a guy who tried, in general, to encourage people to be more thoughtful and aware.
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Let him cook

Me in a toilet in a safari suit

Busted out the safari suit for the first time since last summer so please enjoy an art gallery toilet selfie - long renowned as the fanciest of the toilet selfies.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)

REVERE, Mass. — A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts. The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother. Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana. Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."

"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

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Post a famous bathroom scene

Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed

Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them

Udo was sublime in everything he did - he even brought skill and gravitas to fucking Uwe Boll films! Might be time for a re-watch of The Kingdom.

RIP to a real one

Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.

he never looks at JD that way

Q: Will Breaking Bad fans like it? A: Considering that the main character is a woman, no.

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

Amy from Australian punk rock band, 'Amyl and the Sniffers' flipping off Anthony, the blue wiggle from The Wiggles.

This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood

No, I went in this morning and made a statement or what have you.