Shane Duffner

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell

He can’t keep getting away with this

H. Jon Benjamin implies the existence of an A-Z. Jon Benjamins

What team made the most interesting off-season moves? Not the best moves per se

Would their respective iPad OS apps scale better than the web view?

Tyrese Maxey is currently on Instagram Live asking how to use a can opener

Went to Colonial Williamsburg and I saw zero tattooed line cooks, very confusing

Recession indicator

A volcano made out of mashed potatoes with asparagus and broccoli trees mingled around Dino nuggets and a hot dog shaped like a person.

Mashed potato volcano with gravy flowing down the side

Containers full of mashed potatoes in a freezer

Screenshot of texts: this is genuinely impressive and insane. Would love for you to talk to me about what’s going on with the hotdog. Reply reads: that’s hot dog man. He’s a disaster tourist.

My brother did not ask me to do this, nor did he know I was going to, but I made him a mashed potato volcano for his birthday.

The number of potatoes this required was shocking but otherwise it was relatively simple to do. A side effect is a freezer full of leftover mashed potatoes.

This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon

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nyt printing bullshit so racist it seems like they’re maybe courting ny post readers, but post readers think the nyt is a commie shitrag and wouldn’t touch it anyway. man we’d really be fucked if this same dynamic was playing out with our major political parties

Very funny that they thought including a photo of him was a good idea to start

Donald Trump is attacking me because he is desperate to distract from his war on working people. We must and we will fight back.

What

Not like this, lord

Let me DREAM, dammit

I see no possible issues with this!

Get Josh Harris the fuck away from this team right now please god please

We are NOT ready for the WIP calls.

Go Biiiiiiiiiiiirds

Hell yes. I think I finally need to get a K9 jersey.

Realized last night that Batman’s a nepo baby and got real bummed over it

You never see the two of them in the same room together…

if i have ever followed you and then unfollowed you and then later followed you again i swear i am not follow-farming i just get really high sometimes and don't know what i am doing

if you tried writing this scene in a movie they'd call you a god damn hack

Knueppel baybeeeee

But by all means, bump the next mayor of New York’s speech so you can get some bloodlusting former military generals to talk about how cool the big bombs our dementia-ridden president is dropping are.