[not that] Dave Brooks

obviously

Please don't tickle cops

100 psi in a 32 psi blow up doll

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

Fuck that guy

1: Lies
2: Self aggrandizement
3: Pants shitting

lol you simps

no

Kevin O’Leary credits acting chops to years of convincing people he wasn’t driving the boat LOS ANGELES, CA - Responding to widespread praise for his performance in the new film Marty Supreme, businessman and television personality Kevin O’Leary revealed that what critics are calling “surpri...

Kevin O’Leary credits acting chops to years of convincing people he wasn’t driving the boat

Prue and Paul from GBBO

no thanks

that second picture is creepy af

Leafs could use a clutch player like him

Prove yourself Jerry

or deal hash

REID: "The President of the United States is a colicky baby. And now Mark Carney and the whole country has to face that constant decision: Do we pick him up and walk him around and make soothing sounds? Or do we let him lay in his crib and cry it out?"

Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre: “I was trafficked to a lot of types of different men — billionaires, royalty… he used me as a form of blackmail so these people would owe him favors.”

lol

The Woman Alex Pretti Was Killed Trying to Defend Is an EMT. Federal Agents Stopped Her From Giving First Aid. One of the women Alex Pretti was killed trying to defend is an EMT. Federal agents stopped her from giving him first aid.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.

It doesn't run on gas

Heated Rivalry and Marital Bliss: Two Wives Go Head to Head in a Scary Olympic Sport

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/w...

who needs the hassle

everyone with an IQ above paste could have predicted this would happen: anyway; these Meta glasses are ontologically evil and anyone who wears them is a creeping blood-worm who should be chased from society with stones and sharp sticks

just need to be specific about who you're shooting into the sun

a Norwegian man crying on air while being interviewed, with his biathlon stats besides him

In the interview with NRK, he first started by thanking everyone who has helped him on the path to his first individual Olympic medal. And then – unprompted – he made an admission: – And then there's someone I wanted to share it with who might not be watching today. Six months ago I met the love of my life. The most beautiful and kindest person in the world. Three months ago I made my biggest mistake and cheated on her, and I told her about it a week ago. It's been the worst week of my life, he says tearfully in the interview.

new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...

...but sometimes passing is the better play

Screenshot of Emmer's press conference holding a sheet with a picture of convicted rapist Donald Trump

Boy read tweet good

special guest appearance by AOC

(a different strain of)