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Ophelia, again

@opheliarevived.bsky.social

Chronically ill queer; head full of bees. Lawyer, but not *your* lawyer. πŸ“ATX β€”> ISO: irl friends and law adjacent buddies She/her (most days) πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ©΅ (approximately) Basically: if we hook up, congrats! You’re gay now.

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Latest posts by opheliarevived.bsky.social on Bluesky

I feel like I'm losing my mind trying to figure this out

03.11.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so bleak

03.11.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100 days

02.11.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jfc

02.11.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just pain.

02.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kershaw warming up lmaoooo

02.11.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My feed cut out and LA fucking scored what the FUCK

02.11.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MOTHERFUCKER

02.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god

02.11.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking hell that play

02.11.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Biiiiiiiirds

02.11.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Many people are saying this

02.11.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drinking chocolate cum foam now

01.11.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh now I'm even more intrigued. It'll probably make me cry lol

01.11.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He must not be allowed into the stadium. they need to form a blockade if necessary.

01.11.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's also just a really stupid statement when the theme's book has notable deaths in it!

01.11.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

god damn it

01.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the only thing that can

01.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay!

01.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I'd been less drunk, or any older, I probably would have been correctly too skeeved out to go!

31.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He literally took time out of winning an award (which, πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ) to introduce himself to me (a nobody!) and ask me to step out into the hall for a picture

fucking surreal now lmao

31.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad news for all of you who thought you were more than three hops from any war criminals

31.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every year.

31.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gave notice to my landlord and set up new utilities... Guess I'm really moving next week!

31.10.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes exactly! Self-care to better direct gay anger πŸ’–

30.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blue Jays blue backpack with jays logos on it

Blue Jays blue backpack with jays logos on it

We could adapt this into an adorable harness/leash

30.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh maybe there's a cute Jays backpack harness

30.10.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Challenge level: impossible

30.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes excellent! But also remember to drink more water and be kind to yourself πŸ’–

30.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love it!

30.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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