I feel like I'm losing my mind trying to figure this out
03.11.2025 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@opheliarevived.bsky.social
Chronically ill queer; head full of bees. Lawyer, but not *your* lawyer. πATX β> ISO: irl friends and law adjacent buddies She/her (most days) π©·ππ©΅ (approximately) Basically: if we hook up, congrats! Youβre gay now.
I feel like I'm losing my mind trying to figure this out
03.11.2025 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's so bleak
03.11.2025 01:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0100 days
02.11.2025 05:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jfc
02.11.2025 04:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just pain.
02.11.2025 04:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kershaw warming up lmaoooo
02.11.2025 04:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My feed cut out and LA fucking scored what the FUCK
02.11.2025 04:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MOTHERFUCKER
02.11.2025 03:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh god
02.11.2025 03:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fucking hell that play
02.11.2025 02:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Biiiiiiiirds
02.11.2025 01:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Many people are saying this
02.11.2025 00:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Drinking chocolate cum foam now
01.11.2025 15:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh now I'm even more intrigued. It'll probably make me cry lol
01.11.2025 14:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He must not be allowed into the stadium. they need to form a blockade if necessary.
01.11.2025 03:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's also just a really stupid statement when the theme's book has notable deaths in it!
01.11.2025 03:26 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0god damn it
01.11.2025 03:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's the only thing that can
01.11.2025 03:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yay!
01.11.2025 02:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I'd been less drunk, or any older, I probably would have been correctly too skeeved out to go!
31.10.2025 18:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He literally took time out of winning an award (which, πππ) to introduce himself to me (a nobody!) and ask me to step out into the hall for a picture 
fucking surreal now lmao
Bad news for all of you who thought you were more than three hops from any war criminals
31.10.2025 17:29 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every year.
31.10.2025 14:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gave notice to my landlord and set up new utilities... Guess I'm really moving next week!
31.10.2025 01:55 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes exactly! Self-care to better direct gay anger π
30.10.2025 18:03 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Blue Jays blue backpack with jays logos on it
We could adapt this into an adorable harness/leash
30.10.2025 17:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ooh maybe there's a cute Jays backpack harness
30.10.2025 17:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Challenge level: impossible
30.10.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes excellent! But also remember to drink more water and be kind to yourself π
30.10.2025 17:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I love it!
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