godlytoddler

Playing my dig your own hole chemical brothers CD on my playstation 3 for my daughter. it's called "education"

Friday afternoon, you know what that means: play station 3

having a bawdy 19th century night out (drinking beers, hooting and hollering at the burlesque show)

getting high before noon, watching movies all day, and then seeing a beatles-tribute burlesque show tonight at the historical theatre

(Left to right) Murray sleeping on a dining room chair next to a couch with my daughter Alice sitting on it. Alice is cuddling with a stuffed dog. They're watching The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie (Alice's pick) on 4K.

Same as the last picture, but now Alice is standing up and leaning against the couch

Alice picked the first movie today

it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

Yes, that's right, Commander... All of the crew act as male lovers on Admiral Throbb's stealth submarine—it's a Penetrator 7 series, you know.

what if ian fleming had written the james bond stories as gay pornography. love interests named shit like Hugo le Gob, Hans Dickmann, Semyon Strokanoff, Pierre Delecto

say, isn't that the decorated CIA counter-operator, emotional terrorist, and research chemical fanatic: Dr. Bilbo?

{howard cosell affect} okay. alright. well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm hearing it now and you're hearing it now, through me—folks, it's become quite apparent that the Big Edible has indeed kicked in. an historic moment

Buddy I Be Jrackin Offt

once my intangible soul ascends to the position of Lt. Grand Vizier of General Improvement for the Benefit of These United States, all cinemas (to-be-united as a singular entity under The State) will be obligated to offer showtimes as early as 8:20 AM and prices as low as One Human Dollar.

chefs kiss stock photo

BYHBBIBELRTCAFVT!

Brother You Had Best Believe I'm Blasting Enya's Landmark Record "The Celts" At Full Volume Tonight !

playing a really 'fun' game called "what is my bumbling, sitcom-level-inept father-in-law doing inside of my home again" where it's mostly a lot of me gritting my teeth in terse silence. currently we're all losing.

finding myself at that age where I'm really yearning to buy a piece-of-shit Crown Vic (salvage title)

writing a hit novel about a clean-cut young fella in desperate need of top from a Muppet

in: excreting goo, languishing, complex cellular structures
out: Rutherford B. Hayes enthusiasm, baked oatmeal, orangutan steaks

got my chorizo intake up probably 400% these days. something to think about..

assless craps. have a great sunday, y'all

front and back cover of a steelbook 4K copy of "Carrie" (1976, De Palma)

Inside of a steelbook 4K copy of "Carrie" (1976, De Palma)

good god, it's beautiful......

First NYC results are in: That's already 819,165 votes.

Mamdani: 51.5%
Cuomo: 40%
Sliwa: 8%.

(That's roughly 40% of the vote.)

Paul Giamatti's Betelgeuse (I instinctively guessed Vermont, couldn't think of the town name and I just watched both movies last week, I'm cooked)

need to silently smoke a cigarette with a Vietnamese guy

I am

mariners

[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya

well well well, who's the foolish moron for being both a cubs and mariners fan *now*?? 🤨

A ★★★★ review of A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) Love this completely straight-as-an-arrow, no-homo-horseplay-laden film that happens to feature zero discernible subtext whatsoever. One for the fellas. Fellas in slutty little athletic shorts with ti...

love it when a movie has no symbolism

My ★★★★ review of A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge on Letterboxd boxd.it/bgDeKH

low-res shitpost of peter griffin sitting in a chair holding a cigar. Text says: This says a lot about society.