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04.11.2025 07:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@laurasaurushex.bsky.social
Have you ever been to a weed store and wondered who gets paid to pick out all the weed? That's me. Leftist cat girl, total mess
Mr. Humpty sold separately
04.11.2025 07:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 090s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying βI donβt really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do itβs because youβre a fucking loserβ
You heard me
31.10.2025 23:33 β π 3769 π 1768 π¬ 18 π 23βMy wife is always saying theseβll be the death of me, but actuallyβ
Puts his cigar out in your brain through your eye socket
I take back only the part about being disappointed in Neve Campbell, I hope she made them pay her ludicrous amounts of money to come try and clean up their mess
01.11.2025 06:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youtu.be/SqmMDATbgIE
31.10.2025 22:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt mean to do call out but watching people compare Alien and Event Horizon is making me feel insane because wdym? They are not comparable in any way except βspaceβ like you might as well say βI like Interstellar but itβs not as funny as Space Ballsβ
31.10.2025 18:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youtu.be/ZHvAnzIAf6I
Welp, this looks like complete shit.
Please donβt forget weβre getting this nonsensical garbage because they fired Melissa Barrera for being against the Gaza genocide and Jenna Ortega removed herself shortly after. So extremely disappointed in Neve Campbell for going back.
I think itβs an effect of the stranger danger bs. Poison happened one time and the attempted poisoner was the intended victims father. Itβs uncomfortable to address the fact that most people looking to harm children are people that are related to those children so instead we spread unreasonable fear
30.10.2025 22:03 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0So many pundits fighting for the title of βmost credulous dullardβ.
Listen, he knew it was a Nazi tattoo. He always knew it was a Nazi tattoo, he got it on purpose and he never got it removed because he didnβt want to. This is obvious even without all the evidence that itβs true
center turn lanes are not on-ramps that you use to force your way into traffic at 30 miles an hour because you were tired of waiting to pull out of the Starbucks drive throughπ€¬
29.10.2025 03:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whoβs they? The people that pointed out your Nazi tattoos? Classic move, youβre the real victim here. Your character flaws arenβt the problem, people that recognize them are the actual monsters
23.10.2025 17:53 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular."
Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect."
Do y'all hear yourselves?!
Only way he could have disrespected her memory more would have been to marry Cindy
21.10.2025 21:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You not immediately recognizing it as a nazi tattoo doesnβt make it any less of a nazi tattoo. It means your education is falling short, fix that instead of defending the nazi tattoo
21.10.2025 20:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Unblocking the government accounts βjust for a secβ in order to repost them and say look, itβs as bad as we thought, good thing we all blocked them so we donβt have to see this stuff Iβm now showing you is a decision
19.10.2025 19:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tweet from a racist moron whoβs bitter he wasnβt included in a racist group chat
Tim sounds pretty bitter he wasnβt included in the group chat
15.10.2025 23:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An artificial heart for children with congenital heart defects was almost finished. Families had waited for years it.
Then, Trump canceled billions in grants for universities β including the grant for this device.
The cruelty is endless. www.npr.org/2025/10/09/n...
Disrespectfully
30.09.2025 21:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I stopped listening to her when she said nepotism isnβt real in Hollywood when she was famously given her big break 100 percent because her mother was in Psycho
16.09.2025 13:59 β π 9 π 4 π¬ 3 π 0Packaging for blues brothers branded "Blues Chews" weed gummies with an illustration that is clearly meant to represent John Belushi and Dan Akroyd in the Blues Brothers movie
I find this whole endeavour icky. The man has been dead for over 40 years, have you not ridden his coattails far enough?
13.09.2025 00:12 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I might have been a little blase about that boys death yesterday so today the universe handed out the exact right amount of karma and everything was fine except I had a mediocre hair day.
12.09.2025 00:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can somebody please tell Trump this is getting much more attention than when he got shot at so he can get mad, call Kirk a loser that should have ducked, and pen an EO banning journalists from talking about it anymore?
11.09.2025 22:20 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This is the worst news I've heard all day
11.09.2025 04:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There was frankly no need for the new King Of The Hill outro to go so fucking hard but I'm glad it did
05.09.2025 03:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fin
05.09.2025 00:23 β π 353 π 68 π¬ 0 π 14This story just got even worse:
Firefighters question leadersβ role in Washington immigration raid
Wildfire veterans believe top officials on the fire sent their crews into an ambush
ACAB, but is there a reason they can't just go down the line writing tickets for parking in the road and blocking traffic? I'd imagine after paying out a few hundred bucks most of these people would start to get over the feeling they're entitled to hold the entire city hostage because 'parent'
01.09.2025 19:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stop washing it and then say something patronizing and incorrect about the cleansing power of the scalps natural oils whenever you're called on it
28.08.2025 22:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did you at least catch an ET?
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