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@laurasaurushex.bsky.social

Have you ever been to a weed store and wondered who gets paid to pick out all the weed? That's me. Leftist cat girl, total mess

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Latest posts by laurasaurushex.bsky.social on Bluesky

Mr. Humpty sold separately

04.11.2025 07:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying β€œI don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying β€œI don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

31.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3769    πŸ” 1768    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 23

β€œMy wife is always saying these’ll be the death of me, but actually”
Puts his cigar out in your brain through your eye socket

02.11.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I take back only the part about being disappointed in Neve Campbell, I hope she made them pay her ludicrous amounts of money to come try and clean up their mess

01.11.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

youtu.be/SqmMDATbgIE

31.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t mean to do call out but watching people compare Alien and Event Horizon is making me feel insane because wdym? They are not comparable in any way except β€˜space’ like you might as well say β€œI like Interstellar but it’s not as funny as Space Balls”

31.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Scream 7 - Official Trailer (2026) Neve Campbell, Isabel May, Courteney Cox
YouTube video by IGN Scream 7 - Official Trailer (2026) Neve Campbell, Isabel May, Courteney Cox

youtu.be/ZHvAnzIAf6I
Welp, this looks like complete shit.
Please don’t forget we’re getting this nonsensical garbage because they fired Melissa Barrera for being against the Gaza genocide and Jenna Ortega removed herself shortly after. So extremely disappointed in Neve Campbell for going back.

30.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s an effect of the stranger danger bs. Poison happened one time and the attempted poisoner was the intended victims father. It’s uncomfortable to address the fact that most people looking to harm children are people that are related to those children so instead we spread unreasonable fear

30.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many pundits fighting for the title of β€œmost credulous dullard”.
Listen, he knew it was a Nazi tattoo. He always knew it was a Nazi tattoo, he got it on purpose and he never got it removed because he didn’t want to. This is obvious even without all the evidence that it’s true

30.10.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

center turn lanes are not on-ramps that you use to force your way into traffic at 30 miles an hour because you were tired of waiting to pull out of the Starbucks drive through🀬

29.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who’s they? The people that pointed out your Nazi tattoos? Classic move, you’re the real victim here. Your character flaws aren’t the problem, people that recognize them are the actual monsters

23.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liberals when candidates defend trans people: "We can't do this, it's too unpopular."

Liberals when candidates have a nazi ss tattoo: "it's ok, not all candidates are perfect."

Do y'all hear yourselves?!

22.10.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4604    πŸ” 1144    πŸ’¬ 122    πŸ“Œ 75

Only way he could have disrespected her memory more would have been to marry Cindy

21.10.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You not immediately recognizing it as a nazi tattoo doesn’t make it any less of a nazi tattoo. It means your education is falling short, fix that instead of defending the nazi tattoo

21.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unblocking the government accounts β€œjust for a sec” in order to repost them and say look, it’s as bad as we thought, good thing we all blocked them so we don’t have to see this stuff I’m now showing you is a decision

19.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from a racist moron who’s bitter he wasn’t included in a racist group chat

Tweet from a racist moron who’s bitter he wasn’t included in a racist group chat

Tim sounds pretty bitter he wasn’t included in the group chat

15.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This 4-year-old's heart is failing. A federal grant that might help him was canceled A Cornell University researcher has been developing an artificial heart for children for more than 20 years. Now, his research is on hold and his lab is shut down.

An artificial heart for children with congenital heart defects was almost finished. Families had waited for years it.

Then, Trump canceled billions in grants for universities β€” including the grant for this device.

The cruelty is endless. www.npr.org/2025/10/09/n...

09.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3092    πŸ” 1618    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 79

Disrespectfully

30.09.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I stopped listening to her when she said nepotism isn’t real in Hollywood when she was famously given her big break 100 percent because her mother was in Psycho

16.09.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Packaging for blues brothers branded "Blues Chews" weed gummies with an illustration that is clearly meant to represent John Belushi and Dan Akroyd in the Blues Brothers movie

Packaging for blues brothers branded "Blues Chews" weed gummies with an illustration that is clearly meant to represent John Belushi and Dan Akroyd in the Blues Brothers movie

I find this whole endeavour icky. The man has been dead for over 40 years, have you not ridden his coattails far enough?

13.09.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I might have been a little blase about that boys death yesterday so today the universe handed out the exact right amount of karma and everything was fine except I had a mediocre hair day.

12.09.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can somebody please tell Trump this is getting much more attention than when he got shot at so he can get mad, call Kirk a loser that should have ducked, and pen an EO banning journalists from talking about it anymore?

11.09.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the worst news I've heard all day

11.09.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was frankly no need for the new King Of The Hill outro to go so fucking hard but I'm glad it did

05.09.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.09.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 14
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Firefighters question leaders’ role in Washington immigration raid β€’ Stateline Wildland firefighters were stunned when federal immigration authorities last week raided an active wildfire response in Washington state, arresting two firefighters and sidelining crews for hours.

This story just got even worse:

Firefighters question leaders’ role in Washington immigration raid

Wildfire veterans believe top officials on the fire sent their crews into an ambush

01.09.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 284    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 30

ACAB, but is there a reason they can't just go down the line writing tickets for parking in the road and blocking traffic? I'd imagine after paying out a few hundred bucks most of these people would start to get over the feeling they're entitled to hold the entire city hostage because 'parent'

01.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop washing it and then say something patronizing and incorrect about the cleansing power of the scalps natural oils whenever you're called on it

28.08.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you at least catch an ET?

28.08.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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