Rowdy Roddy Pooper

That there’s a rocket headed towards orbit. I’m sure someone smarter than me could tell you exactly which one, but the answer is usually SpaceX.

Macbeth: “Ahhh come on, that’s bullshit.”

(urgently need to poo)

I need a good but down-tempo pub where I’m unknown to go to only when I’m feeling sad.

Happy birthday, dad. Miss ya every single day.

Tomorrow’s a holiday. Let’s get that number over 10k.

I like the Safdie brothers, I really do, but watching one of their movies for the first time is like doing a Man vs Food challenge. I walk away feeling like I’m about to vomit, and have a cinder block sitting on my stomach for the next two days. Marty Supreme was quite good.

Hundred bucks says this is a very creative way of describing a bruise

YouTube video by BBC Archive 1973: Life on the LAST LIGHTHOUSE | Tuesday Documentary | World of Work | BBC Archive

This was designed in a laboratory years before I was born for the purpose of achieving perfect harmonic resonance with my soul. I mean come on.

The yt algo pushed the BBC Archive channel on me a month or so ago and I have never felt more exposed for what I am.

He can’t pardon state level convictions, only federal.

DHS is pretty intent on using lethal force against unarmed civilians here in Minnesota.

Why aren’t they using lethal force against soaring avocado prices?

[Mark from Peep Show internal monologue voice] And have we abandoned all pretense of maintaining standards? Surely *some* loads must be refused.

Stop this shit

Jesus fucking Christ

Great movie rotation this year.

Muppet Christmas Carol
The Holdovers
Tokyo Godfathers
Black Christmas

Ebenezer scrooge I will kick your sorry ass. You are on notice sir.

Big Dong Merrily on Thigh

Tonight, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end, The Grinch.

Spent a while scrolling through the replies and reposts - Lots of good obvious picks and a decent number of not-so-obvious picks, but man, not a single mention I could find of ‘Dear Zachary’ (2008)? Am I the only one who was scarred for life by this one?

‘The Sick And The Dead’ (2026)

“Kevin M. Costner liked your post”

Wiki entry for Kevin Costner confirms his middle name is Michael

I’m honored, sir, and might I say that ‘Waterworld’ was unfairly maligned.

[watches ‘Citizen Kane’ once] it’s a real shame this guy ended up so happy. Real missed opportunity to teach an age-old lesson about the hollowness of wealth and ambition.

Suddenly remembering all the times we bombed the hell out of the former Yugoslavia and the Middle East because the big guy was in political trouble

Fucked up guy/lady
Fucked up animal/creature
Weird kid
Weird town
Weird house
Possession
Angry ghost
Cult (satanic or otherwise)
Cosmic/Lovecraftian
‘Ghostbusters’ (1984)

To be clear: This will not happen. But man, what a moment.

It’s hard to overstate the number of normie lib friends of mine who are absolutely breathing fire right now. We need 5000 more Zohran Mamdanis on the scene as soon as humanly possible.

I mean… fuck.

Joyce Carol Oates is a forgotten god. She lives, largely unrecognized, in the ether above the petty business of men, but every now and then she descends to earth to deliver a judgment with unimpeachable finality - she carves the still-beating heart out of a mortal frame and weighs it for all to see

I saw Lindsey Graham's Psychosexual Death Cult open for Fugazi at the old 9:30 back in ‘96. Killer show.

Bento boxes, Japanese train station style. Little fresh packaged boxes of protein, starch, and veggies that you can just grab and roll out. Maybe even a lil’ dessert in there, too.