Ron Legters

This! I need to know both - how much space is this going to take on a shelf, and how much room is inside it. Unless I'm storing liquids in it, I don't really care about gallons/liters

it's the unmoisturized elbows for me.

Men do “I love you, but I must leave now, because I’m a wanderer”

This is just to say

I have fired
the bureaucrats
throughout
your government

Even the ones
that were probably
keeping planes
in the air

Forgive me
I am not very smart
So efficiency
Much savings

Birthday dinner at Tavern on the Square!

Sadly, with a few exceptions, in our society one gets to be very wealthy by taking advantage of others.

Santa hat season!

See the thing is, last christmas I gave you my heart and now this year I just happened to be browsing at the secondhand heart store and what do I fucking find there?!

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

Me: ok that's everything in the dishwasher

*presses start and turns around*

Teaspoon: you're not gonna believe this

Optimist: The cup is half full.

Pessimist: The cup is half empty.

Writer: The cup glistened with condensation, reminding me of summers past and the August night my mother died, thrown from her horse into a dark ravine.

starbucks barista: order for cathy lou

cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me

New glasses!

Harris: Individual rights, middle class tax cut, back allies
Trump: Mass bloodshed, raise prices, kiss up to dictators

MAGA: Yay mass bloodshed!
Swing voters: Tough call
Constitutional conservatives: I don't love it, but I'm in
Leftists: They're the same
Media: Candidates Offer Policy Alternatives

Panel 1: genie says 3 rules no wishing for death, no falling in love, no bring back dead people Panel 2 person says I want Reeses cups to moan when I take their littles panties off Panel 3 genie sez, there are 4 rules

Okay time for fun.

Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.

Here's mine.

Actually I think the lady on the right is cheerfully giving birth to some sort of abomination like the three-legged baby on the left.

The sun with a dark spot in the middle. It a great picture of a total eclipse

We’re in Texas for yesterday’s eclipse. Drove north from Longview to Idabel OK for clearer skies. It paid off! 4 minutes of totality

We're not celiac, just gluten sensitive, but hubs and I have been doing gluten-free for a long time. If you've got questions or want some recs for products I'm happy to help