Combover Guy

I wanna see the giant Funko pops in Everett rot and get taken over by birds

When I was nine I thought "Hey! This not my pee!!!" Was the funniest line ever

there were a lot more faint moustaches

That's some Dave Rubin shit

I hope they didn't waste all that space. I wanna see a ten foot silverware drawer.

It was more fun when it was a compulsive liar doing this kind of thing

I think as long as people have earplugs in they should feel physically safe saying any of this to your face

repost this if you hate israel

Jesus Christ it was so long I forgot that it had anything to do with you or hedonism

I'm in a groupchat with some leftist organizers and not a single one has mentioned the election

Now I wanna see a cop come flying out and hit that barrier

I still have two cans of the real shit left. I had 3 but one started oozing