Möbius Cirque

It's a miñata party. 🥳

It's Lou Beck. He owns the place.

Because the GOP is a domestic terrorist group.

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The poster offers a tough choice. Swallow to protect public health or spit and get fingered. And JFC just look at those fingers.

I love it when they publicly admit to criminal activity.

The ad should open with this then, "AS WELL THEY SHOULD" and all the indictments, convictions and pardons with links to all the receipts.

I'm not sure I could stand it any better.

If you step lively, you might get there before they box him up.

Trump is a demented toddler with a loaded .45 who can pretty much act with total impunity. The billionaire class created this abomination under the delusion they can control him.

Humanity will continue to suffer until he is removed from the equation. The longer we wait, the worse it will get.

Defunding SNAP is class warfare

Jesus: Do this in remembrance of me.

Me: You're the boss.

Mary: Wait what?

No change necessary:

Blow Pops

Trump grabbing pussies.

Shocking new images emerge of Trump grabbing pussies.

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Plus, you run the risk of giving them royal jelly by mistake then they go all drama queen on you. It's a bad scene let me tell you whut.

I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food.

I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.

I heard Google builds custom eyes customized to order. Should be easy enough to find out.

Hot singles in your area want to be your girled cheese sammie.

When you're looking at obituaries trying to figure out who to dig up next, it's exhumescrolling. (Halloween nod to Ed Gein)

The time has cum.

When you're perusing fragrance options, it's fumescrolling.

I think there's a good chance it will work. Particularly if we throw in the powerful psychopaths that cause all the problems.

She alleged in the past that it was former Israeli PM Ehud Barak but we can’t know that for sure because Trump, Bondi, Patel and Johnson are hiding this person’s identity from the public by blocking release of the Epstein files.

Whoever it is.

For some reason.

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That explains the disturbance in the force.

These two images should provide more than enough inspiration for AI to write this upcoming NYT bestseller. I will be very disappointed if I don't see it available on Amazon tomorrow.

One ticket for the Suck You Bus please.

So anyway, turns out plasma in menstrual blood can completely heal wounds in 24 hours.

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Give it time.

Whoa. I'm exhausted just reading that.

Jesus: you're in

... with mild herbs and bits of string.