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Recipe: The Brown Apple

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It was the girl reading this

NEW: The “centrist” Abundance think tank pushing Democrats toward deregulation is run by a registered corporate lobbyist for OpenAI, Larry Ellison’s Oracle, and a crypto think tank.

A figure with no head has outstretched arms with a bull jumping over them. A red glowing circle is behind them as it looks like it hovers above the earth. Descent of Lunaris descends down the right site. And small text on the left.

To those frozen in this moment

Prisoners of the universal curse, living monuments to futility

This is the moment of your liberation

You supplicants to the god of the self

You architects of misery

Collapse into bloodied stars

Because you can't bear the weight

gave hamtaro frostmourne

sending this to a crush saying me and you and going to do not disturb

lmfao trump 100% had epstein killed

this is the kind of thing the label "independent thinker" should actually apply to

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JON REPORTS IT IS “COLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE Bluesky personality also describes weather as “colder than balls” NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time: “It’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.” Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement: “It’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.” Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account) ###

Close up photo of JD Vance from an interview published Feb 1,2025. Heavy eyeliner and thin lips.

Close up photo of JD Vance from Feb 4,2025. Bloated face, red skin, unusually plump lips. Heavy eyeliner… as usual

JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny

Letter from Senator Ron Wyden: Dear CIA Director Ratcliffe, I write to alert you to a classified letter I sent you earlier today in which I express deep concerns about CIA activities. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. Sincerely, Ron Wyden U.S. Senator

I don’t like this

I saw her eating one a day later after she brought a bunch home, and then brought them back into work as a snack for herself, and I like gasped with joy. Anyway gonna delete this in a minute

Just not used to feeling such deep affection for someone. It’s always been like attempts at staving off loneliness not “I’m making gluten free cookies for our holiday party for one person because I think itd make her smile” feelings

I have a date tomorrow but it’s just kind of to try and force myself to move past a girl I have a lot of feelings for, but also I just kinda made up with her the other day after a small tiff and I’m back to yearning so hard and and and and

I’ve gotta find something that feels better than making her laugh or I’m gonna drive myself insane

wore my slutty outfit today. thats right. shorts so short my boxers peek out if it rides up at all, and a goku shirt so big that it covers those shorts

glad i did all this extra work on my back recently it looks pretty huge

trying not to post every fleeting thought. Harder than it looks

A bottomless chasm, miles wide, takes up more than two thirds of the image. The distant horizon harbors a silent city. The sky a dark blue, it is moments before dawn. We stand on the precipice, observing a single lit candle, burning a green flame. A humble prayer to the Buried God.

Offering to the Buried God

plz stop posting right-wing culture war bullshit as we all now know it is a psyop created by pedophiles, you never have to take anything they ever say seriously again.

Oklou in Boston in April! It’s my birthday soon so I’m allowed to blow bonus money

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.

my bidet is so strong i gotta wipe my mouth after

People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.

Note from the editors: ProPublica is publishing the names of the two federal immigration agents involved in the fatal shooting of Minnesota protester Alex Pretti. We believe there are few investigations that deserve more sunlight and public scrutiny than this one, in which two masked agents fired 10 shots at Pretti as he lay on the ground after being pepper-sprayed. The Department of Justice said it is investigating the incident, but the names of the two agents have been withheld from Congress and from state and local law enforcement. The policy of shielding officers’ identities, particularly after a public shooting, is a stark departure from standard law enforcement protocols, according to lawmakers, state attorneys general and former federal officials. Such secrecy, in our view, deprives the public of the most fundamental tool for accountability.

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We risk overestimating his influence with all this, but it's wild that he seems to come in contact with the worst people in the English-speaking world just before they make the most anti-human decisions of their lives.

pizzagate and qanon were not onto something, they were orchestrated by pedophiles to make accusing people of pedophilia make you look insane so that they could continue doing pedophile shit. fucking christ

Leaving all references to trump in tip line stuff is the most textbook example of limited hangout possible it’s insulting