@bshuman.bsky.social
wannabe comedian/poet For more joy: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvnnwbdmdhsghqiw4/feed/aaadvkzg7hbmk
Feeling back
To the place
I first started
The alluring construct
The window's scene
yellow sunflower
miss show offππ»
05.08.2025 12:52 β π 118 π 12 π¬ 4 π 0Dreading and worrying kill you prematurely.
05.08.2025 16:26 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Share one of your favorite poems?
05.08.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes
Invisible weights
Ones that aren't meant
To be lifted by you
Start to press on you
And in that moment
You have to choose yourself
Despite what people say
You have to choose
A reaction
That isn't dramatic
Just a subtle step back
A quiet dismissal
One no one will ever see
π€£
05.08.2025 12:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Todayβs band name:
(Posted under giggling duress)
Everlovinβ Ticklish Thighs
Keep growing - quietly, bravely, endlessly
#Photography #Art #Nature #GentleMoments
#KeepGrowing #QuietStrength
Iβd be a billionaire if I could invent a device that lets you smack stupid people over the Internet.
05.08.2025 11:13 β π 122 π 48 π¬ 5 π 0Sometimes I see posts that hurt my heart (some are sick, some are depressed, some have sick family members, etc). Not everybody needs words and just want to get it out. That's why I always respond with a π or two, to let you know I see you, I feel you and I'm thinking about you.
20.07.2025 20:35 β π 17 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0To make a long story shortβ¦
I will make it as excruciatingly painfully long as possible!
Dr: "what seems to be the problem?"
Me: I've been pretty sick lately
Dr: "can you describe the symptoms?"
Me: I did a 360Β° kick flip without any practise
Dr: "that's pretty sick"
Me: *nods*
Dr: *nods*
Nurse: *nods"
Receptionist: *nods*
Patients in waiting room: *nods*
Single hot moms in your area don't have time for your shit
29.04.2025 22:54 β π 441 π 123 π¬ 29 π 4Ouch
05.08.2025 11:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sunrise beckoned me
And I turned my back
No desire to see the light
Not right now
My body and mind
Crave more sleep
My time just laughs
Hardened hearts break forever, tender hearts forever invincible.
05.08.2025 11:31 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 0 π 2Dreams will get you nowhere.
Actions will get you everywhere.
When ingratitude ends,
happiness begins.
Love is what it is.
05.08.2025 11:19 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Did you hear the one about eating ass? It was tongue in cheeks.
05.08.2025 10:47 β π 81 π 30 π¬ 5 π 0MASTER BADER
05.08.2025 00:27 β π 22 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0π€£π€£π€£π€£
05.08.2025 00:44 β π 26 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0I was going to eat healthy but then your mom put on some booty shorts and I gave up. Plus she likes it.
05.08.2025 00:01 β π 36 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0Boss: "You're fired."
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: "You're a waiter where did you get those?"
Life is so pointless and such a waste of time and energy.
05.08.2025 00:34 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0π
05.08.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My shitposts are deliberately provocative to upset people for pure fun and entertainment!
05.08.2025 00:56 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0this is what Posting feels like
04.08.2025 06:35 β π 19 π 4 π¬ 0 π 7Chat, if you were me, where did we leave the TV remote?
04.08.2025 23:48 β π 59 π 12 π¬ 26 π 2Whatβs that?
05.08.2025 00:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
