former dog

The one with ghetto asses, of course

lol it’s the “I invented hanging out” lady

Sorry for knowing that Mikey was actually crushed by Sputnik, won’t bring it up again

*monkey’s paw curls faster than I thought possible* bsky.app/profile/four...

Let’s memorial some guys!

It’s when you get to acknowledge that a sin is being committed but no one else gets to point out who’s committing it

I think he can identify that a sin is happening but has a total mental block about who’s committing it.

Is that an official government account? The “news” bit makes it ambiguous.

Imagine going into it thinking it’s just an obscure Western with Kurt Russell

It is very polarizing but it got to me, hope you enjoy!

Skinamarink, in the dark, no distractions.

If Weapons had you squeamish then steer clear of Bring Her Back

Should winning Democrats concede their races to not be seen as uppity? My column:

You’ll never make the Supreme Court with that kind of attitude

Lol at the “critics say” for Cuomo then objective, passive voice for the “scandal” the media itself has been pushing

Really irresponsible post when millions of cookies go uneaten every year

seems like all the engagement and discourse happening around it answers that question. I agree that it's dumb, the strongest devil's advocate argument I can make is: if he's seen as a leader/face of the party his popularity could be relevant to the party's. But that's a huge stretch.

Come on, don’t post a valid complaint about dishonesty then come out with this. The vast majority of people polled are not in the pool that will elect him. This leaves considerable room for discrepancy. Obviously you know this.

Doing the classic “start out trying to make a point but get too mad to remember the premise” but for White House renovations

That’s funny they’re maybe my favorite gym exercise. The thinking man’s push-up.

The Sirens - let me get this straight: now it’s wrong to sing songs with your friends if some immigrants might be nearby? This is why Priam lost

They were talking about it in Trump’s first term!

John Starks is going away for a long time

just turning half the White House into a vacant lot filled with dirt and scraps of rubble would be so onbrand.

I do think he wants it pretty bad but the price will go way up and vast amounts of taxpayer expense will be involved.

Tillman being younger than Tatum and Pritchard always sends me. Mild Greg Oden Syndrome.

Whoever's the Dem nominee in 2028 is going to find themselves facing an absolute deluge of viral fake "quotes".

Valid lol but I think they see a litter box as just an ideal shitting and pissing spot they found.

Oh yeah. Above a certain threshold but it’s pretty low. Casinos will even preemptively deduct taxes from a big jackpot.

And a shocking number are in debt or live paycheck to paycheck. A lot of ex athletes are flat out broke.

Human housecats, completely dependent on the systems and structures provided for them but absolutely convinced they’re self reliant apex predators.

Every morning Elon Musk wakes up, sees someone who works for a living has put food in his dish, and thinks “ah, another successful hunt”