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Lauren Singer

@script-tease.bsky.social

I'd rather be petting something furry, but I'm probably coding.

69 Followers  |  61 Following  |  29 Posts  |  Joined: 06.08.2024  |  2.2445

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Amazing!

24.09.2024 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that baby possibly not a Northern Cardinal? Their beaks are black. Did momma adopt?

23.09.2024 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of Kamala Harris with the text "I choose Democracy Nov. 5".

A picture of Kamala Harris with the text "I choose Democracy Nov. 5".

19.09.2024 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

17.09.2024 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is Marsha showing off the squishy bunch of babies that she made. It's just too much goodness to keep to myself.

13.09.2024 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me explaining the difference between the candidates to a young person: so one of them is endorsed by taylor swift and the other is endorsed by a guy who threatened to rape taylor swift.

11.09.2024 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1519    ๐Ÿ” 274    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
My keys in my hand.  Two charms.  One says "Fuck Trump".  The other is a comma and "La".

My keys in my hand. Two charms. One says "Fuck Trump". The other is a comma and "La".

On my way to a watch party. I feel like I'm headed to a bar fight. ๐Ÿคฎ Come on Kamala... Take him down.

10.09.2024 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Unusual guest at my pond today. Awesome poser!

#birds

08.09.2024 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tiny chipmunk peering at the camera with her little hands clenched.

Tiny chipmunk peering at the camera with her little hands clenched.

Hello small friend. You made my morning.

04.09.2024 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mandatory after a single offense. ๐Ÿ˜‚

26.08.2024 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So good. So true. So infuriating.

20.08.2024 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously the answer.

16.08.2024 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do NOT mess with us. We've seen shit.

15.08.2024 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadly this tracks.

14.08.2024 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me know when this airs?

14.08.2024 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gorgeous!

13.08.2024 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the (only) way!

12.08.2024 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does he miss the point every time?

11.08.2024 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine was today. ๐Ÿ˜ซ

11.08.2024 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I can say is... Enjoy.

11.08.2024 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Harris / Walz camo hat

Harris / Walz camo hat

Did everyone know this was a Chappell Roan thing except me? This just keeps getting better and better! ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿช–

11.08.2024 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right????

11.08.2024 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wherever you go... There you are!

11.08.2024 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Super accurate.

11.08.2024 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yup. Made it four years without being slimed. Got it last week on a bus. I was wearing an N95 mask. ๐Ÿ˜ท

11.08.2024 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Asked if Mr. Trump might have confused the two California politicians because they are both Black, Mr. Brown said, โ€œI wouldnโ€™t want to conclude that he canโ€™t tell Black people apart, because Iโ€™d hate for him to think that Iโ€™m Beyoncรฉ.โ€

And then he burst out laughing.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10.08.2024 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My cat Basil being a good boy.

My cat Basil being a good boy.

Didn't we just have CatDay? Never mind. I don't care. #InternationalCatDay

10.08.2024 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I too wish to visit your sister's house!!

09.08.2024 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an absolute grotesque sh*t @washingtonpost.com's Kathleen Parker is.

"Without her beauty, Harris might be joining Biden in retirement. All you have to do is imagine her spoken words coming from a less-attractive package. Or put her on radio."

09.08.2024 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 509    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

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