The cat pushes past my bedroom door which is only ever open when I am both in it and awake and then acts surprised to find me inside and awake
08.02.2026 00:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@mcchef.bsky.social
Minnesotan Professional reply guy
The cat pushes past my bedroom door which is only ever open when I am both in it and awake and then acts surprised to find me inside and awake
08.02.2026 00:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is just to say
You need
An operation
In your chest
Which i
Can probably perform.
Because
You're not my son
"Forgive me,
But doctor
I am your son
Pagliacci
I started with and liked TOS too and yeah I had a lot of trouble with the first two seasons of TNG. I liked Measure of a Man well enough but Iโm not sure if I would have if I hadnโt already made myself watch a full season and learned to actually care about what happened to Data
07.02.2026 00:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Got prescribed some blood pressure meds right at the start of a particularly busy time of year for me and so I canโt tell if my dose is too high or if Iโm just sleep deprived
06.02.2026 04:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One way people in more urban areas differ from those in the sticks is this constant DoorDash debate.
Cooking every day is a goddamn drag even when you like cooking. But having the option NOT to cook is a luxury.
DoorDash doesnโt exist here. You can go get takeout. Not even pizza is delivered.
ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.con... โข 1h hey remember when dril tried to sabotage Harris's campaign? i'm utterly fine with him being banned 2 ยฟ 5 18 Elle Bee @laurenbee.bsky.social โข 1h ???? 1 2 โข โขโข โขโข. ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact Harris's campaign used one of his tweets for marketing and he flipped his shit because she didn't agree with him on every position. and then, you know, we lost the election
oh thatโs why she lost
04.02.2026 19:18 โ ๐ 6627 ๐ 884 ๐ฌ 89 ๐ 0Sorry for being nosy but Iโm in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him
04.02.2026 01:52 โ ๐ 4437 ๐ 333 ๐ฌ 129 ๐ 123The pseudos deserve proper study just like any other scientific field
04.02.2026 03:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The pure cruelty of putting a five year old through all this for absolutely no benefit to anyone or anything
01.02.2026 15:46 โ ๐ 3583 ๐ 527 ๐ฌ 62 ๐ 9As it stands the vast majority of conspiracy theorists are in fact on the side of The Conspiracy
01.02.2026 23:20 โ ๐ 64 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"
Ferbruary #oldknees
01.02.2026 20:15 โ ๐ 15140 ๐ 4766 ๐ฌ 103 ๐ 100These days the only cases where I notice people talk like this is certain mobile games. Like my friend and I can compare how far along we are in something like Two Dots by just a number. Modern โrealโ video games are usually more fluid and the numbers either arenโt present or theyโre obscured
02.02.2026 01:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hundreds of people spelled out the distress signal "SOS" on Bde Maka Ska in Minneapolis on Friday, Jan. 30.
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I love a coffee table book but um only if I buy it for myself. If itโs a gift itโs not only big and in the way but itโs full of my friendsโ bad taste ๐๐
30.01.2026 12:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm starting to think the Trumpist mastery of propaganda is failing them. The DHS agents posing this way makes it look like they're ashamed of themselves.
28.01.2026 20:49 โ ๐ 5276 ๐ 1115 ๐ฌ 277 ๐ 448ICE activity has not noticeably tapered off yet here and in fact this week they seem to be focused on terrorizing kids at bus stops and schools.
28.01.2026 23:59 โ ๐ 10406 ๐ 3662 ๐ฌ 258 ๐ 104american conservatism is not the preservation of fire but the worship of ashes
28.01.2026 21:38 โ ๐ 3410 ๐ 586 ๐ฌ 68 ๐ 17Don't fall for the hype! Bovino was reassigned and that's significant but the broader mission is far from over
27.01.2026 22:20 โ ๐ 1749 ๐ 407 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 7Iโm feeling a sense of dread without a singular cause
28.01.2026 03:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember:
- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
Gotchaโletโs dig into that step by step.
1. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ป๐ผ ๐บ๐ผ๐๐๐ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโre not just immobileโyouโre immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. ๐ฌ๐ผ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ ๐๐ผ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ. That makes total senseโitโs a natural human impulse, and youโve been through a lot.
Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
21.01.2026 22:09 โ ๐ 5986 ๐ 2949 ๐ฌ 208 ๐ 255โYou think about current events that directly affect you ๐ซต๐โ
21.01.2026 19:06 โ ๐ 33 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0iโm never gonna stop saying this
20.01.2026 23:57 โ ๐ 2165 ๐ 295 ๐ฌ 34 ๐ 20I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
20.01.2026 01:57 โ ๐ 21478 ๐ 5132 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 3571From Senator Chris McDaniel: โLately, some folks have taken to calling ICE โthe Gestapo.โ It sounds fierce. It feels righteous. But it isnโt true, and it isnโt harmless. The Gestapo was a secret police force. No warrants. No courts. No lawyers. And no appeals. People vanished in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer meant anything. The knock on the door was the sentence. ICE isnโt that. Not even close. ICE is a public agency enforcing laws passed by elected officials. Its agents file reports. They seek warrants. They lose cases. Judges stop them. Lawyers challenge them. Some detainees go home. Thatโs not tyranny. Thatโs bureaucracy, for better and worse. You can hate immigration policy. You can argue enforcement is too harsh, too sloppy, or too broad. You can work to have the law changed if you wish. Thatโs a republic doing what itโs supposed to do. But when you call ordinary law enforcement โthe Gestapo,โ you cheapen real evil. You turn history into a slogan and suffering into a metaphor. And once every badge is tyranny, no tyranny is left to recognize. In Mississippi, I was raised to believe words should earn their weight. This one hasn't yet. It throws around the language of dictatorship while living under a system where courts still rule, lawyers still argue, and the government still loses. That difference matters. Because the day enforcement becomes secret, unchecked, and answerable to no one, we wonโt need to borrow names from history. Weโll know exactly what weโre dealing with. And weโll wish weโd kept our words honest.โ
โICE isnโt the Gestapo. The Gestapo wasโฆโ (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
20.01.2026 17:45 โ ๐ 22854 ๐ 6166 ๐ฌ 1576 ๐ 752So she had a pulse. Thatโs what the doctor on the scene wanted to check. She wasnโt breathing, but she had a pulse. He could have started CPR right away.
Instead ICE barred the doctor from attending her and waited 15 mins for EMT to get to her.
And there it is.
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