Aspirational Chippy

Unemployment reaches its highest point since 2015 Joblessness in New Zealand is the highest since 2015.

Hey hey!

Sorry for not posting, been busy. Anyway...

See my joint stand up with my friends the Greens? We're united in wanting the best for New Zealand.

We'll get Aotearoa working again!

That's something our current shit-show of a govt can't deliver:

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...

#nzpol

Remember:

Vote winston, get trump

*Rule this mofo and the death cult he supports out right now real chippy.*

#nzpol

Hey hey!

When luxon says he wants your vote, just think through what that means.

He means he'll keep it from being used on election day.

That's why it's essential to register to vote.

*Real chippy, campaign on restoring the right to vote on election day.*

#nzpol

Hey Wrinkly Dog!

You're always welcome on my front bench.

*Real chippy, with new and improved Wrinkly Dog™️ you actually stand a chance of people warming to you*

Wrinkly Dog says enrol to vote!

My tūrangawaewae is Aotearoa but as a believer in our people and democracy, today my heart is in Minneapolis.

The people have risen up to protect each other, their neighbours, and way of life from a fascist force beyond the rule of law that's killing in the name of.

Kia Kaha!

Hey Rob!

I'm aspirational for:

Bld Code changes for compulsory PV, passive stds and EV charger cabling in new builds.
Residential new gas connection ban
Gas swap subsidies
Massive public PV and battery scheme
Big solar for renters programme
Tesla amnesty for Rob

*Do it real chippy!*

Hey, I'm here!

Where the cameras at?

Hey hey!

I may be a parody, but not even I can aspire to be such a figure of fun as trump is.

Hey Zac!

Fantastic example of showing people you really get it and have the ideas to sort it out.

*Hey real chippy, this is the way.*

Hey!

I'd just love to be uninvited in that way. Would make me feel like a boss!

Hey hey!

Do you think I'd ever go back into govt with Peters? Well, that's one conspiracy theory too far!

*Real chippy, rule him out or make yourself unelectable.*

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Hey hey Mr Normal!

I love to see regular people getting out there and involved in our democracy and not just leaving the field to the big money donnors on the right.

*How about an authentic, people powered movement instead of consultants and focus groups real chippy?*

Hey hey 🤞

Lots of unfounded expectation around a "minor electrical fault".

Now that's how to engage and inspire people! Could a bright future be possible after all, free of pain and skulduggery? 😎

*Not real chippy. I trust he's just fine.*

"Luxon trusts [redacted] even though [redacted] wants to invade Greenland"

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We have the best part of a year to clearly communicate Aotearoa's best values of looking out for each other and our environment and to demonstrate how our policies will bring those values to life!

*Zero days left to defend the status quo with a zero ambition approach real chippy* #nzpol

Hey hey!

In times like these, we need cool heads and experience. That's why I'm asking Aunty Helen to take over.

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Hey David!

Don't forget we could always ask Aunty Helen to come back.

She actually would know what to do.

Hey Rob!

I too believe in myself, so that makes two of us!

I also believe real chippy can turn it into a loss. A loss for labour. 😕

Hey hey!

You don't know the value of your principles until they cost you something.

That's why I stand with Greenland and every other country being targeted by trump. His threats and tariffs are the acts of a mob boss.

*What are your principles worth real chippy?*

Hey hey!

Vote rates freeze, get flooded.

Labour had a plan to fix three waters without bankrupting ratepayers, but hey, a racist astroturf campaign means stormwater and sewage in the streets.

*You'll fix this, won't you real chippy.*

Neighbors standing guard over churches so that parents can have secret meetings about how to keep daycares safe. This is what's happening in the Twin Cities right now.

Hey hey!

Let's all dial it up to 0.1 and be slightly upbeat!

Let's GOOOOOOO!

Hey hey @sentimentbot.bsky.social !

Hey hey!

News overwhelming? Don't feel empowered to sort out world events or change things in Aotearoa?

Focus on doing good things for yourself and those around you. You'll do good and inspire others. It's a great way to build change.

Oh, and vote for change.

*What will you do real chippy?*

Hey David!

Fantastic album. Love the energy. When I'm PM, prog will be compulsory in all piped and hold music systems.

*If only real chippy could be so positive and uplifting.*

Hey!

That's an excellent point. But I feel some shitty AI avatar is the perfect fit for a fake like me.

Hey! I'm on to it.

It's long been a tool of fascists and those wanting to sway elections. Now it's a machine for real time sexual abuse. This is not a bar we'll drink in.

That's why Labour is off X from today and I'm calling for a ban.

But I'm just a parody account.

*Do it real chippy.*

Hey hey!

As a truly progressive leader with those things called values, today I'll be:

Getting Labour off X immediately and calling for it to be banned.

Calling for AoNZ peacekeepers to join any such European force to Greenland. (What a time to be alive...)

*How about you real chippy?*

#nzpol